Are there any female opeth fans

[My Arms, Your Purse]

I psychic...Tubbs knows why

and yes I need to get laid

EVERYONE needs to get laid, its not like its a bad thing :Smug:

 

[paradoxile]

EVERYONE needs to get laid, its not like its a bad thing :Smug:

not getting laid is bad

 

[vargparsnips]

and you're exactly the kind of girl I'm looking for
the problem with what you said is that guy who see you for the first time somewhere...they don't think "what a cool person".they think "that girl's cute,I'll go talk to her" cause before someone gets to know who you are ,he gets to know what you look like.

this may be true.. but blokes dont come up to me anyway, so its not a problem
- all my friends are blokes, so perhaps they just assume i'm someones gf

 

[vargparsnips]

excellent way to go. Sluttyness is just so... stupid.

p.s. was that sarcasm.. hmm?

 

[paradoxile]

p.s. was that sarcasm.. hmm?

as much as I know Ken
I don't think so.

and I pretty much agree with him...

 

[paradoxile]

this may be true.. but blokes dont come up to me anyway, so its not a problem

let me refrase what you just said...
stupid asshole blokes don't come up to you=good
no bloke comes up to you=problem

 

[vargparsnips]

Originally Posted by paradoxile
no bloke comes up to you=problem

yay! i have a problem

 

[Kenneth R.]

not sarcastic at all. I like intelligent women.

 

[Luz]

Hey Morgan!!

...come back female opeth fans

Hello Kenneth.

 

[Kenneth R.]

¿cómo estas muchacha caliente? :Spin:

 

[Luz]

^ Hahaha!
Estoy muy bien, gracias por preguntar.

 

[Kenneth R.]

de nada

 

[paradoxile]

awww...el amor es hermoso
consígala,tigre.

 

[Luz]

^ Hahahahaha!

 

[paradoxile]

yay! i have a problem

I like you...
[joke] fancy a shag?[/joke]

 

[vargparsnips]

I like you...
[joke] fancy a shag?[/joke]

aww that's the nicest thing anyones ever said to me ..on UM

 

[paradoxile]

aww that's the nicest thing anyones ever said to me ..on UM

my friend was right...he said: "Any line as cheesy as can be from a movie with Hugh Grant will work"

I still like you of course but no shagging

 

[Tubbs]

I like cheese! Especially cheddar.

Any female Opeth fans on here like cheese?

- the TMSFGJAEUPGWMSFFWELCFBTPMN

 

[paradoxile]

2000 posts tubbs...congrats...now you truelly are
a UM nerd
cheeses are cool, so are female opeth fans
Israeli girls are not allowed to have cheese though, it goes straight to their butt. comparing to them J.Lo is an understatement.

queue the song..."I like big butts..."

 

[Tubbs]

I feel so great!

You can see my uber-2000th post here if you want to.

I'm a little worried though.

- the TMSFGJAEUPGWMSFFWELCFBTPMN