bands with flawless discographies

Exactly the point. It's something The Butt says. He says you are factually wrong when you disagree with him about albums when it's subjective.
And something The Ozzman does is chug dick in the morning, just like Headless Cross which blows just as hard.
 
Because he has the grooming habits of a chimpanzee.

What? I shower quite regularly and floss daily. Unless it's a weekend and I'm not working in which case it doesn't matter if I cum on myself several times over a 48 hour period since no one will ever see me.
 
What? I shower quite regularly and floss daily. Unless it's a weekend and I'm not working in which case it doesn't matter if I cum on myself several times over a 48 hour period since no one will ever see me.

Alright then, but I'm sure one of the following is true:

-My fifteen year old cousin has less acne
-Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983.
-You're white but got a nose like Bill Cosby.
-You wore velour flares until the late 80's.
-You run like a girl and you sit down to pee.
-Your only school chum was the lunch lady.
 
I had quite a bit of acne for a while even though I tried a lot of the creams and washed with Cetaphil daily and all that shit. Then I took Accutane and it cured me.

I brush them plenty. Dentists love me.

Nope, aquiline nose.

Now I realize you're making a reference to something and I don't know what it is.

Now I know what it is, thanks Google
 
Note: This list is purely representative of my controversial personal opinions.

Metallica
Burzum
Pantera (yes, including their pre Cowboys from Hell releases)
Immortal
Death
GG Allin
Black Sabbath
Iron Maiden
 
Don't know if it was said but Kalmah has all great albums IMO. Death too but Chuck took different styles on each album, so people are bound to hate specific albums and styles they don't like.