Best way to wake the fuck ul

[dwellerINTHEdark]

If I get 6.5 to 7 hours of sleep every day I'm golden.

 

[The Butt]

I can barely function unless I get 8 hours. Sadly I never get 8 hours lmao.

 

[arg]

Splash cold water right in the eyes

 

[The Ozzman]

Here's one way to not wake the fuck up: Take a muscle relaxer before you go to bed. I've been up for almost 2 hours and I'm still groggy as shit.

 

[Satanstoenail]

Here's one way to not wake the fuck up: Take a muscle relaxer before you go to bed. I've been up for almost 2 hours and I'm still groggy as shit.

Big ol hit of meth will sort that right out

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

Spend a good portion of your morning getting sick so you have to rush through all your other steps.

 

[The Butt]

Big ol hit of meth will sort that right out

Or a line of coke.

 

[CiG]

This is the only way to wake up.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

ha

or

 

[Lunella]

My friend Katie is a model and like she has this thing where guys will ask her to call them to get them up for work via phone call and they pay her to do it. She does this for a few guys. Maybe you could do that and get a girl to call you? haha

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

The heck..


Makes me think of the type of people that started this whole ASMR sphere of the interwebs.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

My friend Katie is a model and like she has this thing where guys will ask her to call them to get them up for work via phone call and they pay her to do it. She does this for a few guys. Maybe you could do that and get a girl to call you? haha

I think I'd be in a shitty mood either way, and would assume that the girl doesn't give a damn whether I wake up or not as long as she gets paid.

 

[Lunella]

The heck..


Makes me think of the type of people that started this whole ASMR sphere of the interwebs.

Likely. It pays pretty well though, lots of weird desperate dudes out there will pay for tons of shit like that apparently. I couldn't do it tho I'd just be like in my thick Northern English accent "GET THE FUCK OUT OF BED YOU LAZY BELLEND GO THE FECK TO WORK"

@zabu of nΩd
Depends on the person I guess. And yeah, if she doesn't get paid she just strikes them off. Though, good on her for trying to find multiple incomes I suppose.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Makes me think of the type of people that started this whole ASMR sphere of the interwebs.

I literally just discovered that a week ago. It's kind of awesome in a pornographic way, but I suspect I'll get over the novelty before long.

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

I don't know where you get pornographic, it just makes me uneasy.