By Request, The Official Royal Carnage Anal Sex Thread... Choo choo!!

[NAD]

Yeah, sometimes I can't rename, delete, or move a file when it's CLOSED, until I close the program that it was running in. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

 

[bloodfiredeath]

This shit does not sound like anal sex talk you fuckers! Brown eye... the dirt road...

Let's get on topic.

 

[Erik]

[oh god i was shit in 2003]

 

[JayKeeley]

OK Erik and Nad - we can take this "off line", chortle chortle.

Let the shit stabbing continue...

 

[NAD]

The RC forum has been very giddy lately, staying on topic is nearly impossible...

Comments from me and my bros on anal sex (it's been a common topic lately):

"that's where poop comes from!"

"when they say you can stick it anywhere, they're just talking about the butt"

"you don't wanna get shitdick do you?"

And of course the ever-present 'yer gay' remarks, which I'm sure will be uttered a million times during this weekend's camping trip:

"you're just mad because Jonballs spooned me instead of you last night"

(yes, his nickname is Jonballs. We don't know why)

 

[JayKeeley]

Only worth it if the chick is into ATM.

 

[NAD]

Oh yuck, that's sick shit. How is that appealing???

 

[JayKeeley]

Oh yuck, that's sick shit. How is that appealing???

Well, I've never known a chick into ATM but I'm sure there are some chicks into it. They do it in porn movies, and that's a pretty good reflection of real life chicks right?

Remember back in the day when anal in porno movies was the taboo highlight, and now it's about as adventurous as stroking a womans buttock with a flower? It's all about pushing boundaries.

 

[NAD]

And pushing brown.

In Salman Rushdie's Fury there's a chick that refers to men that like anal sex with women as "looking for a boy with tits."

 

[NAD]

 

[JayKeeley]

Brilliant.

 

[Black Winter Day]

Heh, I had a "nice" experience with Windows yesterday... I use it for certain audio applications to which there are no real replacements on GNU/Linux...

So I was editing this large sound file in CoolEdit, doing quite a bit on work on it, when all of a sudden I run out of disk space. So I figure "hah, I thought this was a 4 Gbyte disk?" and I go check what takes up all the space. In C:\ i find a pagefile.sys weighing in at 1.3 gigabytes. This is a system with 896 Mbytes of RAM, and Windows decides it 1.3 gigabytes of virtual memory. So I throw random curses at Windows and decide to lower the virtual memory size to 0, since there's no way in hell I am ever going to use 1.3 Gbytes. It won't let me turn off virtual memory... Apparently the "minimum size" is 2 Mbytes. Stupid, but not really a big loss so I figure WTF and set it to 2 Mbytes. [OK] - "The system must be restarted for the changes to take effect."

Err. So there I sit with an unsaved audio file with large amounts of work put into it that I cannot save to disk because Windows has decided to set the swap file to a maximum size of 2.6 Gbytes. On a system with nearly 900 Mbytes of RAM. And I cannot remove the file.

I love Windows!

Another ENTIRELY FUCKING BRAINDEAD thing is how you cannot delete files in Windows that are currently opened by an application. Hey MS fuckfaces, I've opened it! It's in RAM! I should be able to delete the copy on disk!

I hate every second I have to use Windows.

what in fuck's name are you talking about?

 

[HarmonyDies....]

Windows.

 

[Erik]

what in fuck's name are you talking about?

Traumatizing experience

 

[Black Winter Day]

yaaay, fun

 

[NAD]

I think butt darts is my favorite slang for ramming the poop chute, as in "shut up you butt dart champ."

 

[bloodfiredeath]

I like the phrase, 'taggin the poo poo.'

 

[Erik]

Rectal renegade? Poop pirate? Anal avenger?

 

[JayKeeley]

Anal Avenger. That guy deserves his own comic.

 

[Papa Josh]

Just call me

"Plumber"