By Request, The Official Royal Carnage Anal Sex Thread... Choo choo!!

[Papa Josh]

Oh yeah.... went looking for it.....

 

[Nate The Great]

Oh yeah.... went looking for it.....

 

[spaffe]

 

[Tranquillian]

oh geez, I can do that for you babe.

 

[NAD]

Girls that are touching their own boobs > girls that are not touching their own boobs

 

[JayKeeley]

I could watch that all day long. It's actually quite relaxing after a while...almost therepeuatic if you will.

 

[Nate The Great]

I love her.

 

[NAD]

I love Asian sluts, particular this one for the next several hours:

Maybe if I drove the H-wing I could nail her!

 

[J.]

Hell yeah, NAD. Asian whores rule. They sucky-sucky for 5 dollah

 

[JayKeeley]

Can you color her eyes in green? Man, that would rule. Especially if that old wizard geezer from Big Trouble in Little China showed up and zapped her ass.

Kate Beckinsale in that diet coke commercial > Kelly Hu > Katatonia > Bolt Thrower > Newly Decorated Walls

 

[NAD]

Man, Tila is a capital S Slut, no way she takes it any other style besides ATM.

Can you color her eyes in green?

Heh, that's what caused me to fall in love with my last girlfriend, she wore green contacts when I met her. All I could think was "wow, dark skinned Asian with green eyes, I'm in love!!!" She stopped wearing them after a month of dating, and it was never the same...

Diggin' this one lately too:

And in closing:
Kelly Hu > Lucy Liu > 95% of other other Asian sluts

 

[lurch70]

Asia is the next continent I plan to conquer ... damn, never had an Asian chick.
There is an escort place here in NY called Half-Price Escorts ... hehe ... that has some cuties I hear ... but fucking half price ... that scares me.

 

[J.]

Sung Hi is hard to beat, but I prefre little-bitty Tila.



And I loves me some Kitana, who's part Vetnamese and part Chinese (among other nationalities obviously)

 

[lurch70]

And I loves me some Kitana, who's part Vetnamese and part Chinese

you guys know way too much about the background of these sluts

 

[J.]

hehe, what I learn is usually from other threads in other UM forums. I just find out the name and then do a pic search.

 

[NAD]

Wow, that Kitana whore is hot, she's a new one to me.

Sasha Singleton is hot:

If I was Marco, I'd have a boner. Actually, just call me Marco.

 

[JayKeeley]

Those Japanese twins in "Austin Powers: Goldmember" ruled. What were their names again?

 

[NAD]

Fuk Mi and Fuk Yu.

 

[JayKeeley]

Ah yes. Any pictures of said twins?

 

[J.]

random pic: