Classic UM quotes

[damnromulans]

Any and all of ObscureInfinity's posts about death metal not being a party. See sig.

 

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Cythraul's review of Nespithe is like a lost gem that I found last year via the search function:

Demilich - Nespithe

Angular riff architecture emerges within a framework of sub-elements delimited by rhythmic repetition dispersed along a framework of narrative song structure underscoring a predilection for a surrealistic aesthetic sensibility. Meta-development of reconfigured riff topography is realized by the cyclic repetition of individual melodic patterns exposing a tendency for anti-development of atonal fragments of phrase structure. Internal conflict achieves stasis through the recapitulation of components within the initial conceptual space provided by the iteration of incipient power chord nirvana. Only death is real.

10/10

 

[rms]

he had like 3 of those they were awesome to read

 

[Addo_Of_Nex]

I never realized "incipient power chord nirvana" before. Brilliant.

 

[Hubster]

This is absolute brilliance. And it's probably the first and only time I'll say something positive about this human

You listen to Opeth but Hell Awaits isn't raw enough for you? So how many balls can you fit in your mouth at once?

 

[SentinelSlain]

Susan's boobs.

 

[WCannibal]

Cythraul's review of Nespithe is like a lost gem that I found last year via the search function:

I think he might have copied and pasted that from ANUS.

 

[Cythraul]

Actually, I didn't.

 

[skeptik]

This is absolute brilliance. And it's probably the first and only time I'll say something positive about this human

Do I seriously bother you that much? Not that it offends me or anything that you evidently don't care for me, but may I ask why somebody on the internet that you probably haven't even heard from in several months gets under your skin so much?

I don't understand why so many people insist on kindling ancient fires that should have never been lit to begin with. More people should follow Einherjar's example and bury the hatchet with their internet rivals. We talk on the phone every night now, sometimes for hours, and it's great.

 

[Chanakya]

I never got the Dodens hate. I've enjoyed reading his posts and admit secretly hoping that he'd come and post something insightful in threads which probably require some articulate arguments.

 

[WCannibal]

Actually, I didn't.

Teach me then.

 

[Hubster]

Do I seriously bother you that much? Not that it offends me or anything that you evidently don't care for me, but may I ask why somebody on the internet that you probably haven't even heard from in several months gets under your skin so much?

I don't understand why so many people insist on kindling ancient fires that should have never been lit to begin with. More people should follow Einherjar's example and bury the hatchet with their internet rivals. We talk on the phone every night now, sometimes for hours, and it's great.

Relax, Dodens. You actually don't bother me.

 

[Manic Ferocity]

Dodens is one of my favorite posters, honestly.

 

[Einherjar86]

More people should follow Einherjar's example and bury the hatchet with their internet rivals. We talk on the phone every night now, sometimes for hours, and it's great.

I miss you, my little biscuit.

 

[metal_wrath]

That Dodens quote is pretty idiotic.

I have never seen any good posts from Cythraul except for the one on the last page.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I don't like Dodens Grav but we have some similarities in taste so I read his posts.

 

[Onder]

I like Dodens and I hope we're okay. Although I wouldn't be surprised if he considered me a faggot or something, as I act like a drunk savage sometimes and we're altogether absolutely different personalities. I also respect Omni because I think this pretentiousness here is just a little fun and I can understand that. Her posts are funny to read if taken from distance tbh.

 

[sevag00]

I like reading Omni's posts too. They're funny, sometimes intelligent and sometimes bitchy. Anyhow, all i know, someone is taking her posts too seriously and is getting offended by them.

 

[Badbird]

I don't think Dodens is bad. Now Iceburn on the other hand...:zombie:

 

[Omni]

Someone find some Alter posts for this thread. It's a shame that he got rid of that recording that he made to bitch about GMD, the one where he just randomly ended it by going, "Fuck Omni."