Classic UM quotes

[Pessimism]

I am Dodens Grav.

I have fooled you all.

 

[Omni]

You clearly are not, but thanks for trying.

 

[False Joe]

NO I'M DODENS.

 

[no country for old wainds]

i'm profanity and metal paddy

 

[Onder]

i'm profanity and metal paddy

I'm Tom Brady.

 

[King Richard]

I remember the time I convinced Ozzman I was banned and he made a thread about it. That was hilarious.

 

[Badbird]

I'm cookiecutter

 

[-CC-]

I'd like to see someone get fucked by a tesseract.

Basically it would create a digging effect and would be the perfect lyrical content for a pornogrind band.

"Fucked by a Tesseract"

You lie on the rack
Your pussy open wide
Awaiting penetration
By a figure with 32 sides

It descends upon your cunt
From the depths of space and time
A geometric incubus
To deliver you pain sublime

Tesseraaaaaaaaaaaaact
Fucked by a tesseraaaaaaaaaaaact
Tesseraaaaaaaaaaaaact
Time-traveling dildo of doooooooooooooooom

Now it enters into you
You begin to pant and sweat
Your cunt is ripped wider and wider
You cum blood in a 4-dimensional jet

It grinds up your clit and G-spot
And doesn't stop just there
Deeper and deeper it digs inside
Your pussy is molded to a square

Tesseraaaaaaaaaaaaact
Fucked by a tesseraaaaaaaaaaaact
Tesseraaaaaaaaaaaaact
Hypercube sex toy of pain!

(breakdown)

Now your endurance is failing
You're almost out of blood and cum
But the tesseract feeds it back into you
Its dirty work is never done

And just when you thought it was over
Just when you thought the fucking would end
It transports your naked body back in time
And fucks you all over again

Tesseraaaaaaaaaaaaact
Fucked by a tesseraaaaaaaaaaaact
Tesseraaaaaaaaaaaaact
Never-ending fuck cycle of deeeeeeeaaaaaaaath!!!

Thread progression at its finest

 

[skeptik]

Varg ripped off Strid.

http://www.metal-archives.com/release.php?id=16706

this is where varg took his inspiration to make Filosofem.

he's not as original and creative as people believe he is.

Alter's incessant namedropping of Abhoth always amused me:

I don't name drop ever

You disagree.

For the first time i agree with you. The first three bands are great.

1.Interpol
2.The Beatles
3.Darkthrone
4.Abhoth(swedish death!)
5.Obituary

...Jesu,Sunn 0))) and boris might be added to this list soon.

This is a joke. Thrash is the 80's not 2000's.


Slayer
Hellhammer/Celtic Frost
Darkthrone
Suffocation
Napalem Death
Death
Venom
Abhoth
Entombed
Obituary
Opeth
Sunn 0)))
Boris

Not one comment on Abhoth? A real pity.

Abhoth were one of the first bands in the Sweden scene so i am pretty sure that they had a big influence on future bands in the scene.



Considering Interpol is my favorite band I dont think that I drop random names to sound intelligent or distinguished. Considering I drop there name a bit to much. I doubt you can catch times that I drop a lot of random bands that are unknown for the sake of being distinguished. Furze being one, and the only reason I got into them is because Blue Wizard was looking into him and I had only heard a but from him.

I stand my ground that Abhoth has some amount of importance on the Swed scene just like a few little bands had importance in the Black Metal scene. Just go read some interviews with Fenriz. Is anyone into Abhoth btw?

ABHOTH

Abhoth is excellent.

Everyone must listen to Abhoth!

Ok. Try non-Christian bands also.

Seeing you like metalcore try.......

At The Gates(all metalcore bands rip off these guys)
Old-In Flames
Dark Tranquility
ABHOTH!(only demos but I can upload them for you.
Entombed
Dismember
Amorphis
Amon Amarth
Agoraphobic Nosebleed
D.R.I

Everyone must listen to Abhoth!

Great idea, Alter!

Abhoth is excellent considering I almost never listen to OSDM.

Listening to Depravity-Silence of the Centuries
Holy shit this stuff is amazing. I can rate this as one of the better but never known OSDM bands like Abhoth.

Fun Fact:Elias Viljanen from Sonata Arctica was in this band!

Check this out soon!

Half of these bands are not even covered by the RIAA.


Edit:Everyone download Abhoth!

Abhoth!

 

[Valerie]

there are very few people you will ever find who are stronger socially than I am. I can meet people from every fucking background and culture imagineable and make them feel like I am one of their best friends, I can do this LITERALLY In minutes, not even half an hour.

 

[ASD]

what a fucking thread!

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

Now we're gettin to the meat and taters...

 

[Cythraul]

This thread is starting to get really good.

 

[rms]

I don't understand why so many people insist on kindling ancient fires that should have never been lit to begin with. More people should follow Einherjar's example and bury the hatchet with their internet rivals. We talk on the phone every night now, sometimes for hours, and it's great.

come on now!

 

[The Ozzman]

HI MY VAGINA IS BLOODY AND MY NAME IS CARA AND I PAINT PENIS AND VAGINAS WITH MY PAINT BRUSH...

GUESS WHAT I'M A PAINTER AND I'M BLONDE AND I'M A PAINTER

.

 

[Slayed Necros]

@ Alter namedropping Abhoth. Classic!

 

[Einherjar86]

I am Dodens Grav.

I have fooled you all.

NO I'M DODENS.

i'm profanity and metal paddy

I'm Tom Brady.

I'm cookiecutter

 

[Slayed Necros]

this chilling hoarfrost upon my heathen beard shall be my lone companion in this, hoariest of tundras, on this, pithiest of nights

most of Lyle's post were pretty great.

 

[-CC-]

Ugh, anyone remember st3333phani333's ramblings in the social thread?

This may seem really dumb, but what is the difference between the ACTs and the SATs. As sad as it seems, I still don't know what the difference is and I am already a soon to be graduate of high school. I asked this guy that comes to our school and he is supposed to help us (Class of 2010) out with college, finances/scholarshps/loans, and everything else, but when I did ask him he was like "ACTs can get you into a good college and the SATs can get you into a better college." and I just didn't care after that because that was the most simple/dumb answer someone has ever told me about something that is supposed to be important. And this guy doesn't even help people, he helps the people he wants to help and plays on his BlackBerry Storm all day. "I'm too busy to help you right now. Come back in a few days.", oh yeah your busy, but you are sitting there playing Solitare and listening to The Black Eyed Peas. That must be some difficult business. I wish I would of said that to him, but I didn't feel like getting in trouble.

 

[Chanakya]

Legitly

Is she DOA?