Could you guys imagine Opeth doing commercials?

[Draehl]

I know they will never reach that kind of popularity or compromise their integrity by doing a commercial but just imagine them advertising something...

Like that cellphone commercial with Snoop Dog. "I dunno Snoop- call up Peter I'm sure he'd know"

"Hey Peter- Tight new album- I really dig that black metal vibe. What cycle do I put thiz shizzle in? "

"Thanks Snoop. But nope I don't know..sorry Snoop- Ask Lopez"

"Yo Lopez- Snoop here- When do I put that junk in wit mah threads"

"Oh man put it in the rinse cycle! I didn't know you did your own dry cleaning!"

"Yea well a brothers gotta keep his threads lookin fine. I'm out cya bro."

Meanwhile Mike is on the T-Mobile commercial with Catherine Zeta Jones...just standing there while she talks and he just keep nodding his head...and nodding...then the camera zooms up his nose...

And Mendez is the "can you hear me now" guys sidekick. Except when he calls you and asks "can you hear me now?" the person on the other end is like WTF?

Just some random thoughts I had.

 

[deliverance]

that's weird that you thought about that.

but i would enjoy if mike took the place of that "inconsiderate cell phone man" commercial at the movies. :circling finger around ear: WHATEVER YOU SAY NANNAH!

 

[synergy]

Mikael: "Hey Pete have you tried these new double stuffed burritos?"

Pete: "Have I?!?! Just look at me!!!"

:camera pans in and out at peter in the shape of a double stuffed burrito:

Mikael: "WOooaaHHHHwwooooahhhhhhh!!"

:Martin's start ravenously feasting on Peter:

Peter(with grin on his face): "real mature guys...real mature...."

:everybody laughs:

 

[cthulufhtagn]

i can see them in something christmas-related...all of them running down the stairs in footy pajamas...what a great image

 

[deliverance]

^ hahahah, fuckin' footy pajamasssss haha

 

[Necramentia]

i'm waiting for a got milk photoshop.

 

[dorian gray]

^awesome! all my friends have babies and they all wear "onesies" with the feet. i want a pair. the martins would look great in them. somebody call those fucks at mastercard and let them know......

ps: bizarre thread. i see i havent missed anything.

 

[Nico]

:Martin's start ravenously feasting on Peter:

Someone's got the munchies...

 

[The Dude]

If they got mega famous they would do an add for hot pockets like Spinal Tap. And at the end of the add Lopez would spontaneously combust.

 

[Necramentia]

and peter's amps would go to 11.

 

[FUBAR]

This thread is awsome!

 

[sands of the seas]

Peter: Nothing gets rid of dust and dirt like Mr Clean

Peter sprays Mr Clean into the air

Doorbell rings

Peter opens door and Mike steps in, begins running around at hyperspeed polishing everything

Martins walk in

Mendez: Wow, this place is sparkling clean!

Lopez: Yeah, it's amazing!

Peter, Lopez, Mendez: Thanks Mr Clean!

Mike: No problem guys!

They all turn to the camera grinning and wink

 

[bmh]

This thread is about as funny as being slowly digested alive.

 

[Ermz]

Well that all depends who's perspective you view it from. If your food wiggles on the way down it can tickle you sometimes. Not saying my food has ever wiggled down or anything...

 

[katatonic_fear]

I didn't know he was making a point.

 

[Nuk3m]

How about an add for air conditioning? and the martins are just freezing their south american nutss off in the back while mike and pete indorse it?

 

[deliverance]

hahaha

 

[Jinn]

Briiiiing!
Peter: H'lo?
Mendez: WAZZUP???
Peter: WAZZAAAAP???
Mendez: What'cha doin' bro?
Peter: Havin a Bud, watching the game. you?
Mendez: (briiiing) Hold on man...Hello? Mendez.
Lopez: WAZAAAAAAAAAP????
Mendez: WAZZAAAAAAP???? Hold on man... Yo Peter, Pick up the phone!
Peter: Hello?
Lopez: WAZAAAAP?
Peter: WAZZAAAAAAAAP???
Lopez: hold on man...This is Martin.
Mike: GRAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
Lopez: WAZAAAAAAAAP!!!
Peter: WAZZAAAAAAAP!!!!!!
Mendez: WAAZAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Peter:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Lopez: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Mike: GRAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!
...
Mendez: So whats up with you?
Peter: watching the game, havin' a Bud.

Yea. I suck.

 

[the_3_toed_sloth]

^^^
Ahahahah, i was thinking the same thing....heh wasaaaaaabi...

 

[OGM]

I swear, if Mike did a Mentos commercial I wouldn't know cuz I'd think it was Dave Grohl again.