Cryptopsy - Slit Your Guts. WTF??!!
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lord667 said:
Right.I like the name of your band though, Monolythic Idol - that's a fuckin cool name (shouldn't it be "Monolithic" though?)
Oceanic Motion
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lord667
=UM=Heartburn
I changed the spelling slightly, so that my band would be the only thing to show up if you did a Google search for it. It's not just a nu-metal thing (Def Leppard, Led Zeppelin...um...Wyld Stallyns...)TakinTheMusicBack said:
I like the name of your band though, Monolythic Idol - that's a fuckin cool name (shouldn't it be "Monolithic" though?)
I wanted it to just be Monolyth, but there's already a band with that name.
Krilons Resa
Jerry's married?!
10. Pathological Frolic
[Lyrics by Lord Worm]
Who is this Geoffrey?
All I see is this cold cadaver
Why is this Geoffrey
lying in puddles of pus on a gurney?
Tell me of this Geoffrey,
this boy with a noose around his neck;
More about Geoffrey:
why is he wearing his mother's bra?
How old was Geoffrey?
At a guess, I'd say
about twelve or thirteen;
He died accidentally
from auto-erotic asphyxiation;
He'd been masturbating...
our little stiff still has one on
and it's been one week!
The resurrection men
took their sweet time
Cross-dressed fruit:
what a way to die!
Now he's ours:
the apple of our eve;
Fetch the dead sphincter:
cold green meat
How did his ass taste?
Tender and sweet...
And then we fucked it...
[Lyrics by Lord Worm]
Who is this Geoffrey?
All I see is this cold cadaver
Why is this Geoffrey
lying in puddles of pus on a gurney?
Tell me of this Geoffrey,
this boy with a noose around his neck;
More about Geoffrey:
why is he wearing his mother's bra?
How old was Geoffrey?
At a guess, I'd say
about twelve or thirteen;
He died accidentally
from auto-erotic asphyxiation;
He'd been masturbating...
our little stiff still has one on
and it's been one week!
The resurrection men
took their sweet time
Cross-dressed fruit:
what a way to die!
Now he's ours:
the apple of our eve;
Fetch the dead sphincter:
cold green meat
How did his ass taste?
Tender and sweet...
And then we fucked it...
dimensionidol
free thinker
Just wanted to tell everybody there are 4 versions of this song being spread on the net. One is a 5 meg dl other is a 3.47 and a few others...
SculptedCold
-scented manbeef-
Yeah, there's a lot of chopped-up versions of None So Vile songs on the net for some unbeknownst reason.
My favourite Cryptopsy lyric without a doubt is;
Benedictine Convulsions
An ominous disembowelment...
The soothslayer is blinded, such is fate;
Abomination to damn the eyes...
For the righteous, a test of faith.
"We thank thee lord, for this tribulation,
We sing thy praises without end;
No matter how rabid the oppressor,
We shall not fail thee, though we pray for
Strength."
Ensnared in the web of the unjesus,
The once-sacrosanct abbey is
Besieged,
With the braying of the
Nightgoat,
Benedictine friars convulse.
Infernal visions flay their souls
As their bodies contort and writhe...
Capricornus nocturnum haunts them,
From their torment springs its delight.
Impaled on one of its many legs,
A bug-eyed Mary gapes on in horror
As her only son is chewed to bits
By spiderchrist... She is flecked with gore.
Caprine morturion leads the bones
Of their departed brethren
In the abbey's catacombs;
When gargoyles vomit blood,
The defunct will ascend
To rend the mortal flesh
Of the brothers of the good word,
And make victims of their guts.
Those who are left,
Of god bereft
Run amongst heads
Suspended by threads.
Crosses up-ended
And frenzied blooshed
For those who sought favour
From their saviour.
"I am messiah"
The grand delusion
To hell-wracked things,
Revelation.
The imagery is intense, provocative and powerful...like a gore film thats actually disturbing. But it also conveys much more than just imagery; it's an ideological blasphemy that organically strains against moral and religious convention. It's just so effective.
My favourite Cryptopsy lyric without a doubt is;
Benedictine Convulsions
An ominous disembowelment...
The soothslayer is blinded, such is fate;
Abomination to damn the eyes...
For the righteous, a test of faith.
"We thank thee lord, for this tribulation,
We sing thy praises without end;
No matter how rabid the oppressor,
We shall not fail thee, though we pray for
Strength."
Ensnared in the web of the unjesus,
The once-sacrosanct abbey is
Besieged,
With the braying of the
Nightgoat,
Benedictine friars convulse.
Infernal visions flay their souls
As their bodies contort and writhe...
Capricornus nocturnum haunts them,
From their torment springs its delight.
Impaled on one of its many legs,
A bug-eyed Mary gapes on in horror
As her only son is chewed to bits
By spiderchrist... She is flecked with gore.
Caprine morturion leads the bones
Of their departed brethren
In the abbey's catacombs;
When gargoyles vomit blood,
The defunct will ascend
To rend the mortal flesh
Of the brothers of the good word,
And make victims of their guts.
Those who are left,
Of god bereft
Run amongst heads
Suspended by threads.
Crosses up-ended
And frenzied blooshed
For those who sought favour
From their saviour.
"I am messiah"
The grand delusion
To hell-wracked things,
Revelation.
The imagery is intense, provocative and powerful...like a gore film thats actually disturbing. But it also conveys much more than just imagery; it's an ideological blasphemy that organically strains against moral and religious convention. It's just so effective.
Oceanic Motion
Member
Its good how his lyrics are provocative, like tou just said Sculpted, not just needless gore and porno.
TheNooseInYourEmptySoul
Member
My god, he hates Cold Hate, Warm Blood too? That's my favorite song of the post-Lord Worm era for Cryptopsy. What a tit-wit.
And Dimmu Borgir blows, dood. Seriously. That's not black metal. They sound closer to Guns 'N Roses than any real black metal sounds (Enslaved, Emperor, Destroyer666 etc.)
Go listen to Disturbed and ah... let's see... who else do I hate? O, Meshuggah. Yea, you'll probably love them because I hate them.
I still think you're an asshole, though. I mean, fine, you don't like heavy stuff. Why make a thread about how much a land-mark song sucks ass? Why critique the masters of the art with your petty complaints? Do we go into your bedroom and tell you how to lick your boyfriends' asshole? No. So don't tell us what we should('nt) like. Fuck off.
And Dimmu Borgir blows, dood. Seriously. That's not black metal. They sound closer to Guns 'N Roses than any real black metal sounds (Enslaved, Emperor, Destroyer666 etc.)
Go listen to Disturbed and ah... let's see... who else do I hate? O, Meshuggah. Yea, you'll probably love them because I hate them.
I still think you're an asshole, though. I mean, fine, you don't like heavy stuff. Why make a thread about how much a land-mark song sucks ass? Why critique the masters of the art with your petty complaints? Do we go into your bedroom and tell you how to lick your boyfriends' asshole? No. So don't tell us what we should('nt) like. Fuck off.
fucking idiot destroyer 666 i no black metal band.They are black Trash.You know? TRASH.TheNooseInYourEmptySoul said:
TheNooseInYourEmptySoul
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Avgrund said:
A band is whatever they consider themselves to be. Amon Amarth are called "Viking Metal" by cock-jockies like you, but they say they're death metal. Destroyer666 says they're black metal, but you're an asshole that insists on splitting hairs over sub-sub-genres. Shut the fuck up; I hope you start recieving pieces of your family in the mail, you fucking pretencious tosser.
Ultimate_Symphony
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If you are going to critique someone at least spell the things you are critiquing right. It's thrash, not TRASHAvgrund said:
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And for all of you pillow-biters out there fucking with me because I like Danzig, you can all go fuck yourselves. Go toss your boyfriend's salad and leave the unqualified ignorant critiquing to people like Rolling Stone reporters.
I hope you're sterile.
I hope you're sterile.
Krilons Resa
Jerry's married?!
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