damn i'm drunk -- the thread

[Profanity]

Last night I was on a park drinking with some friends.

I drank practically a full bottle of 70cl(700 ml) Tequila, a Litre of strong Cider and a can of Tennents Super. I was spinning faster than a CD.

Then the police came and asked us to leave and one of my friends said that I couldn't walk, so 2 policemen helped me to their car and took me home.

I was very drunk, more drunk than i've ever been before. I bet none of you stoners could handle the effects I was experiencing which I guess is why you prefer the milder effects of cannabis.

 

[Erik]

70cl(700 ml)

Thank you for that information.

 

[Hell Mike]

In Wacken I drank some 6-7 bottles of vodka and quite a few beers so I win even though you're fat, mr. retard. And I never use drugs of any kind.

 

[Erik]

You're exaggerating, you probably only drank about 4-5 bottles

Heh heh

 

[Hell Mike]

In my mind the more the better and since I don't really know I say 6-7. Don't forget the bus either, that's another half

 

[Erik]

Sure... Me, I only had one bottle of Jäger, one bottle of vodka and a somewhat respectable amount of beer... But I'm wussy like that.

 

[Black Winter Day]

What the fuck is "foad"?

 

[NAD]

A Ford for those with speech impediments.

 

[JayKeeley]

fuck off and die

 

[NAD]

Well that wasn't very nice.

 

[Black Winter Day]

The possiblilty that Sorath would use such a phrase is mind-boggling!

 

[NAD]

Are you Fucking O-round And Drunk?

 

[Black Winter Day]

Fags Obtain AIDs Daily
Farts Ordinarily Anally Decompose
Fans Of Amorphis Dominate

 

[NAD]

Fans Of Amorphis Dominate

I'll bet you're so proud of this one...

 

[Hell Mike]

fuck off the melodic black metal didn't fit so foad it is.

 

[Demonspell]

feeding off a dick
future of america destroyed (thanks a lot, Bush)
fighting over angry dumbasses (the GMD variations)

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

I noticed Sorath got tired of the confusion and changed foad to simply fuck.

 

[NAD]

Hahahahahhahaha that's cool.

It's 12:30pm and I wish I was drunk. Actually I'm just wishing for a burrito right now, think I'll go get one.

 

[J.]

It's 2:30 you bint.

(i don't like that word)

 

[NAD]

Stop using it then, hooer.