damn i'm drunk -- the thread

[NAD]

One of the best, maybe.

2pm drinking is late, you are gay.

 

[Black Winter Day]

I'll make up 4 it.

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

Godamnn jamacian Pirate.

 

[Black Winter Day]

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it
deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod
are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and
lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a
taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey
lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

 

[NAD]

Damn autodyslexia.

 

[Black Winter Day]

I rmmbeebr taht yaer, so vrey lnog ago. Scuh an aamedcic yaer too, it gvae us the dnifeioitn of EWIRDRIESDIES as wlel. Our gmtcramcail stdueis hvae gnoe newhroe scine...

 

[NAD]

Hly fucking cracpsicles I'm DRUNK right now. wow. godda mn I'm going to a bar trhis weekend with soemem hot blondie where tey have 88 fuckin g beers on TAP, hopefully I'll get some PUSS Y which I really need right about now, or at the very leat get fucked up again like I ma righ tnow.

got a blowjog about a week ago so I'm not fully patehtic CSOCRE.

 

[NAD]

Csocre? Drunk fuckin' bastard.

 

[lizard]

a blowjog! perfect!

I scored a case of Spatenbrau from Munich the other day and I'm off work tomorrow, so tonite I'ma gonna get lit.

 

[Black Winter Day]

*raises hand*

I'm here...

 

[Krilons Resa]

TYongiht was a good night.

 

[NAD]

http://www.wagenschenke.ch/HomeRun.swf

Gonna play this next time I'm drunk.

 

[unhinged]

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it
deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod
are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and
lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a
taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey
lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

thats class


got one beer left and my fathers day whiskey is running low

I'm supposed to have cut down and quit smoking .. doctors orders
got the wise up or die by 40 lecture
what a bastard, 35 and on cholestorol medication
have to drink like an englishman now... no real excess
48 cans of german yum yum + a bottle of whisky in 9 days isn't excessive...is it?

fuck, I love beer, I like drinking on my own

 

[NAD]

Fucking christ I forgot what's it like to be in a damn band. Three practices in adn each time I've gotten hooooooosed. Unloading 400 lbs. of bass equpiment sucks ass when you just wann pass the fwark out. :Spin:

 

[lurch70]

starting in a few hours ... and continuing for the next 3 days ... it is looking like some alcohol will be consumed in large quantities ( that word has tities in it)

tommorow, party at a 40 year old dudes house with wife getting him 2 strippers ... super!

 

[spaffe]

weeho, my first valid post in this thread and i will contribute even less than most by stating that: wongraven (the band) are great, in case someone has not heard them, do so

 

[Krilons Resa]

Going camping this weekend in New Hampshire. Woooohooooooooooooooooo!

 

[NAD]

Camping rules. Going next weekend.

I had a lot of beer tonight, but I'm kinda sober now.

 

[Profanity]

I had a Litre of Cider and 2 tins of beer last night.

 

[Hell Mike]

weeho, my first valid post in this thread and i will contribute even less than most by stating that: wongraven (the band) are great, in case someone has not heard them, do so

You're probably just saying that because you're drunk