damn i'm drunk -- the thread

I was so drunk last night I was taking singing lessons from two of my friends (I don't sing, they don't either) and woke up at my parent's house this morning, pretty cool.
 
i didn't get drunk in 2 weeks ... hell, I didn't even touch a drink since last Sunday.

need to make up for lost opportunities this weekend.
 
Never drink Sparks, it's like this pint and a half canned malt beverage with ginseng and all kinds of uppers in it, drank fucking 3 after a 6+ pack of normal beer then stayed up until 5am, woke up at 7am, and now I feel really really funny because I haven't fallen back to sleep yet. My hand is fucking killing me from a lengthy bloody knuckles match with my 260 pound 6'3" friend, my arms are still shaking a bit from the countless mercy and arm wrestling matches, and my shoulder looks like I've been shot due to the dead arm contest I finally gave up on because my fist hurt too much from hitting the other idiot.

http://www.drinksparks.com/main.html

Again, never drink Sparks.