damn i'm drunk -- the thread

[MFJ]

conclusion - 4 glasses of bad wine will put you to sleep in 4 minutes.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

HAHAHAHHAHAHA you bought wine

At least I didn't buy bananas too.

 

[NAD]

Recap of tonight, a fucking Wednesday:

-leave work 10 minutes early
-go out for coffee with a currently married ex-girlfriend with giant titties, buy some shits at Barnes and Noble.
-go to a bro's house and drink some beer
-go to get some more beer (3rd trip total amongst people), fail because store is closed
-do my laundry at said bro's house
-come back, harmonize vocals with some new material with my guitarist (I don't sing)
-watch a shitload of Beck videos (I need to do more drugs)
-go into hot tub whilst blasting Jethro Tull
-go to fucking work at 4am
-go to 7-11 buy more smokes and lots of Gatorade
-home at 5am, not going back to work until at least.............. Friday

Whee.

 

[Black Winter Day]

It always brings a smile to my face when I see this thread bumped. Good work, NAD. That's a very college-esque schedule.

 

[Black Winter Day]

d00d... I drank 5 shots of SoCo, went out to the bars with about 10 friends, got absolutely smashed and, when we got back, drew all over the passed out guy with a permanent marker. It's 9:34 in the morning and people are still puking in the bathroom. Pussies.

 

[Erik]

Drawing swastikas with markers on passed out people is a classic

 

[Black Winter Day]

That's exactly what I did, but some of my other friends decided it was too mean so I was forced to mark it out. He did have a nice "I <3 My Mommy" tattoo on his arm, though.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

well...i'm not drunk. but i had a dream this morning that i was and that i got arrested for it. so there! and everything that i picked up had alcohol in it, everything! i couldn't help it bah!

 

[Hell Mike]

yeeeez

 

[NAD]

I left the bar too early tonight, but did so to avoid getting fucked up and not making it to LA tomorrow. Oh well, at least I got to drink some beers and see some naked chicks (some Playboy poker game at the bar).

 

[NAD]

hahaha this dude rocks.

http://jail.lfucg.com/services/offe...ult.asp?inmateid=7396&inmateimage=R158023.JPG

check out all his convictions and pictures!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

hahaha

 

[NAD]

So I didn't consider myself drunk tonight, but flipping through the channels at nearly 2am I came across across Oprah and thought she looked hot.

Fuck me, time for sleep.

 

[Black Winter Day]

im trashed on SoCo and shit, we're all gettin drunk... and go out to the bars where they don't card me for being 19 and shit i want some bier

 

[Krilons Resa]

time to take care of head.

 

[Black Winter Day]

wtf mate

jaykeeley can attest to my drinkingness in those PMs

wow its hot in theis room

 

[NAD]

time to take care of head.

hard work good,
and hard work fine,
but first take care of head
NEER NERR NEER NONO NONEERRR BIDIELBU etc.

 

[NAD]

5am drunken food binge:

2 tacos
1 chicken sammitch
and now, off to the fridge for some pie. FAWKING HUNGRAY!!!!

 

[NAD]

dman I'm hosed. God damn lots of shtis, like 7 beers and several bottle drags of Jagersheister, then we went to the hills, I broke a lot of shit, and we tipped over a car that has been sitting up there for a month. All in all a good evening. Here's a picture, taken fro mmy new work camera/cell phone, of the first beer:

Erik if yo ucare to upload this to the OCFFIICLA ROAYL CARNAGE SHTIS feel free, I'm too damn lazy/dumb to email you right now.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

NOE!!!! USE THIS OEN INSTAED!!!1111