damn i'm drunk -- the thread

[MajestikMøøse]

oh shit, I accidentally ripped my pirate hat.

 

[Black Winter Day]

me

 

[MajestikMøøse]

so who thinks I should finish this vodka bottle and possibly die in the process?

 

[NAD]

Damn this IPA is really kicking in, I didn't eat much dinner tonight.

Also I am the 6th most postingest member of UM.com. That is fucking PATHETIC. If I didn't have 6 chicks after me right now I'd feel like a total lop. Holy shit, 6 and 6. I need another 6. I bought exactly 6 beers tonight! YES!!!

 

[Black Winter Day]

you dont have six chix my pals ; life iast mfari fair

 

[NAD]

so who thinks I should finish this vodka bottle and possibly die in the process?

I have consumed an entire 750mL bottle of liquor in one sitting on two separate occasions, and I do not recommend it.

But you're young! Do what you need to do.

 

[NAD]

you dont have six chix my pals ; life iast mfari fair

Yes I do but 3 are FAT and only one has given me any tang (she was the only one I asked though, so I'm still 1/1). I hope the other two rule, they are e-bints that won't leave me along, but they're hot so I don't mind. BLAIk.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

aye. should be a good night for vomiting

 

[Black Winter Day]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHA ebints


bint




BINT!






BINT!!!!!!!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

black winter day is black,,.,, which isn't surprising since he's a winter day

 

[NAD]

I didn't hork on either occasion by the way. Once you get that drunk horking doesn't really happen, you just die a little and then recover if you're lucky.

It's funny, I've consumed multiple beers 3 times this week (M, W, and now F) but I'm still at about 1/14978th level I was in college. God damn how did I graduate?

 

[Black Winter Day]

i jest came back from a frat [party and i came back to drink more and now im goin g to the bars asnfd back to the frsat and then to the bars to DRINK SOME MORE just gotta finish this drink 12345

 

[MajestikMøøse]

wimp

 

[NAD]

Dude you counted to 5 just fine, keep drinking.

 

[Black Winter Day]

i drank green beer

 

[MajestikMøøse]

you need non-wimp beer, like vodka.

 

[Black Winter Day]

you need non-wimp beer, like vodka.

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[NAD]

Whoa. I haven't had vodka in a long time. The only hard liquor I drink anymore are from the whiskey families, and quite sparingly. I think that shit took some years off my life. As long as they are the wheelchair adult diaper wearing years, I'm cool with it.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I hope I die when I'm 16. ooppse I 'm 19. fuck.

 

[NAD]

hahahahahah WINNAR

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GLEN BENTON!!!!!!!!!!111