damn i'm drunk -- the thread

[Hell Mike]

"teh" means "I would like to do vile & perverted things with strange parts of your body". It is often inserted where that phrase might not seem to fit well, but that's just a cover up.

 

[Black Winter Day]

ok, whats "teh" ?

you must have never seen a post by ledmag

 

[JayKeeley]

example: Sorath make teh funay.

 

[Black Winter Day]

time to get destroyed again! i have a break between final exams... so...

molson golden

 

[NAD]

Although I delve into all sorts of crazy beers and sip the finest liquors a man can buy (under $30 a bottle), it's hard to beat an old standby:

During political science functions in college, this was the one beer that was always served. You gotta love drunken patriots.

 

[Hell Mike]

It's 15:14 and Micke and me (I'm Erik really) are just soon going to drink our first Björne Brygs and then we're going to the Naglfar/Necrophobic concert around 20:00. Expect drunken posts in this thread soon.

 

[Ayeka]

I am so thirsty

Last night I managed to get through 25 quid and was barely drunk - not happy! And I still ain't had the chance to post here when I'm actually bloody drunk

 

[Hell Mike]

IM AT BIT DRINK NOW
this is erik
im listening to machanix by matetliuca nd were earhet erdurn,
actuatlly ive drunk more than mickebut i dont ca<re to change the usre

 

[Hell Mike]

Were Listening To Dyers Eve And Singing Along And Banign The Heads

Dea%r Mother Dear Fatehr

 

[Black Winter Day]

mechanix is by megadeth, silly f001!!!

glad to see that someone was/is plastered besides me. how was the concerto?

 

[Hell Mike]

haha im a bit drunk were listening to DISCLIPLES OF THE WATCH
oh no i mean EERIE INHABITSNBDS

 

[Hell Mike]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MECHANIX TEH fkmo

Micke specking meachnixn was metallica but dave mustaine took to megadeth u uck dedre are demo versions and lie metallica megad4eth

 

[Hell Mike]

erik speaking mechanix was origianly metallica song but he that thuiar what is hisname DAVE something probbly he took it MUSTAINE to maegatdeath its otiinallt metallica song

 

[Black Winter Day]

wow, i feel like i actually AM translating swedish!

dave wrote the song, metallica stole it

or should i say... "dasve wroytier the swomge, metalicastoilkwe it"

 

[NAD]

Mechanix > Four Horsemen

 

[Erik]

I'm home. Micke (Sorath) is missing. I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHERE HE IS. He disappeared during Naglfar and doesn't answer phone calls, and though he wasn't in the concert place his jacket was still there. He's gone.

 

[Black Winter Day]

holy fuck... look in ditches/alleys/etc... if it's cold and he was drunk, he would probably end up someplace like this (i know i would, if it were cold). but seriously... if he stays missing, you might want to think about alerting the police or something. anyway, i hope you find him. maybe someplace that sells snus?

on a lighter note, me and some friends are getting plastered and going to the nudie bar.

 

[Erik]

Hahaha. He's totally missing. He doesn't answer his phone. I think his brother's getting worried. Also, it started snowing today so it's likely he'll freeze to death if he's fallen asleep somewhere outside. I think the whole thing's a bit exciting.

 

[Black Winter Day]

how long has he been gone? what was he doing when you last saw him? how drunk WAS he? oh yeah, nevermind... "Micke specking meachnixn was metallica but dave mustaine took to megadeth u uck dedre are demo versions and lie metallica megad4eth"

 

[Erik]

He's been gone for at least three-four hours now. Last I saw him he was probably walking into the concert hall to see Naglfar. After Naglfar he was gone. He was quite drunk but not drunk enough to forget his jacket and fall asleep in the snow... I think.