damn i'm drunk -- the thread

[Black Winter Day]

maybe he decided to become a naglfar groupie? might want to check the tour bus.

 

[Erik]

Tour bus? Naglfar are from Umeå... We're from Umeå

 

[Black Winter Day]

oh... well... hmmm... he could be anywhere then...

my uncle once got really drunk visiting my dad in college and ended up passing out in the wrong room of an apartment building between a sleeping couple (the neighbors, who took some tim to become aware of the prescence of a strange drunken hippy between them)... he could be anywhere

 

[JayKeeley]

He's done that before. I remember a story where he fell asleep up against a garage door and woke up attached and frozen to the door. And then he puked in some dude's car. Was that Sorath???

Hey, if he turns up frozen in an ice cube, make sure you take lots of photographs. You can use that image as a front cover for a future bootleg release!!

 

[JayKeeley]

By the way, can I have his jacket?

 

[Black Winter Day]

hahaha, and take some of his brains to make a necklace... wait, nevermind... take his liver, then

 

[Erik]

He's done that before. I remember a story where he fell asleep up against a garage door and woke up attached and frozen to the door. And then he puked in some dude's car. Was that Sorath???

Yes. Yes, that was him. I don't think he puked in someone's car though (but he puked all over his brother's computer table today,) but he has fallen asleep near a garage door when it was freezing cold. He would probably have died if noone'd woken him up.

 

[Black Winter Day]

uh oh

 

[JayKeeley]

You know, while we're all sitting on our computers on a saturday night, Sorath's probably off shagging some blonde chick in her parents basement.

 

[Black Winter Day]

anyone here ever drank puckers? it has more alcohol than wine, but tastes like jolly ranchers. it is good as hellllllll........

duty calls... it's nudy bar time

 

[Erik]

I really hope he's not sleeping with some hot chix0r right now 'cause that would make me jealous. But knowing Micke it's more likely he's fallen asleep in some bushes or underneath a flight of stairs or something.

 

[Erik]

You know, while we're all sitting on our computers on a saturday night, Sorath's probably off shagging some blonde chick in her parents basement.

You read my thoughts... BUT as Micke always says, heavy metal is more important than women. So he wouldn't have left Naglfar for that... or would he?

 

[JayKeeley]

Mechanix > Four Horsemen

Sorath's obviously not the only drunk bastard around here....

 

[JayKeeley]

So he wouldn't have left Naglfar for that... or would he?

Yeah, I think it's called puberty.

 

[Erik]

Breaking news: Micke answered the phone. He'd fallen asleep on a piano somewhere.

 

[Hell Mike]

i woke up on piano i ares teh drunkkkk it was funy i left trhrug window akll wonndow was ckosewd
unfortunatellr i nopt fuck wiman tonite

 

[Hell Mike]

issssaw tvvv men competing about balancing a gkass ofn goat pee on the head it are teh funay and sonn orotesdarmbrytning

 

[JayKeeley]

Ahh, the national pastimes of the modern day Viking: balancing a glass of goat piss on one's head. I'm living in the wrong place for sure.

 

[Hell Mike]

the doctor told youn wwwwou re insane because you were vomiting all night

 

[JayKeeley]

No that wasn't me I'm afraid. It's like 3:30am for you. Shouldn't you be ice fishing or something?