damn i'm drunk -- the thread

[Hell Mike]

its 3 40 i not are trie4dd and listen ulver slöeep sson

 

[JayKeeley]

Don't forget to brush your teeth.

 

[Hell Mike]

i dont do taht crap i are arian

 

[Hell Mike]

slava slava heil heiln heil shott the my pals shott them all a national socvialistic call

 

[JayKeeley]

Well, you might be white, but your teeth aint.

 

[Black Winter Day]

it's 3:30am, my friends and i about died, one of my friends shit his pants, and i spent all my money at the nudie bar and on alcohol...

 

[NAD]

Although I say Mechanix is better because it's faster, I actually enjoy listening to Four Horsemen more. But I only own Killing is my Business, not Kill 'em All.

My girlfriend always wanders off when drunk. One time I searched a party only to find her sleeping in the bed of my truck in the driveway. Worst I ever do is wake up in my bed wondering how the fuck I got home from a concert 60 miles away.

 

[Hell Mike]

The Four Horsemen is better, yeah... but not many lyrics can beat the mechanix

I feel slightly ill todfay. I wonder if it's ther flu?

 

[Hell Mike]

Fuck, I woke up and noticed that I ripped the sleeves of my Nasheim shirt yesterday and untortunately ripped most of the shirt away, and my darkthrone ls shirt plus leather jacket are still where the concert was, the same place I woke up in affter falling asleep on a piano tonight. I was locked in. I'm fucking good at being drunk.

 

[Hell Mike]

I just threw up, hopefully I will start feeling better soon. My head hurts.

 

[Erik]

Fuck, I woke up and noticed that I ripped the sleeves of my Nasheim shirt yesterday and untortunately ripped most of the shirt away, and my darkthrone ls shirt plus leather jacket are still where the concert was, the same place I woke up in affter falling asleep on a piano tonight. I was locked in. I'm fucking good at being drunk.

Hahaha, yeah, that was funny. Can I interest you in a Nasheim logo shirt?

 

[Erik]

I threw up around 6 AM this morning, that was pretty funny

 

[Hell Mike]

Thank you, but I have a dozen or so at home.

 

[NAD]

 

[Dead_Lioness]

ok here's an update on my fridge beer.

you all invited to have a part-ay.

 

[Erik]

Is it fridge beer or a beer fridge?

 

[Black Winter Day]

P-A-R-T-Why? Because the lioness has a beer fridge!!!! We shall raid...

 

[Hell Mike]

If I had enough money, I PROMISE you I'd go and I would also try to get to have some sex with you, Lioness.

I've had some whiskey tonight but I'm fucking poor so I won't even get properly drunk I think... With some luck I might succeed, though. In that case, it'll be obvious here.

 

[NAD]

I've had some whiskey tonight but I'm fucking poor so I won't even get properly drunk I think...

Time for Ancient Age, that shit is dirt cheap and does the trick. I wouldn't recommend it, but then again I'm a liquor snob.

With some luck I might succeed, though. In that case, it'll be obvious here.

Ah yes, that's always fun to read. Last week's antics were by far your best too.

 

[Erik]

Ancient Age? What's that and do we have that in Sweden? The preferred way to get really drunk for little money here is the mighty Bjørne Bryg 7,3%, as I've detailed earlier. Liquor is FUCKING expensive here.