damn i'm drunk -- the thread

[Six-winged Seraph]

I wish I was drunk, I went to the last pub night of the semester. I only had enough money for one beer

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Getting there but I have a Shakezpeare exam tomorrow, whoops

 

[Dick Sirloin]

riume of the anctent MAIRNER@!!!!!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

a sirloin dick steak

 

[NAD]

i want pictures of someone doublefisting while fisttyping. i know one of you dicks has done it!!! i haven't, but i should.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

yo mama

 

[Dick Sirloin]

i just drank a bunch iwth some friends then they wanet toe the bars but im not 21 and i have as shakespeare exame tomorrow

im going to pass out on the wkeyboard

ALONG WITH THE SEA CREATURES BHUT THEYU LIVED ON SO DID HE!!!!
AND BY THE LIGHT O FTHE MMON

 

[Chromatose]

yes, yes we did

 

[MajestikMøøse]

"I've got a Shakespeare exam tomorrow? I BETTER GET THE BEERS THEN!"

You're way too hårdcör for this world.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

tomorrow and tomorrow and tomeoor crrepse thjsi petty pace from day to day until the last syllable of recorded time and all our yesterdays hac e lighted fools the way to dusty deaht

 

[NAD]

reminds me of my friend (current drummer) i went to college with. i'm sitting there getting in some last minute studying for a chemistry midterm.

hey man, what's up.
scoin' on. you ready for the test?
...huh?
the test man, in like 30 minutes?
...
...
...
...
shit i'm sorry, i'm so freakin high right now.

motherfucker did better than me too hahahahahaha. yeah i may have slacked my way through college but not that much. also note: i graduated, he didn't.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

i read the plays except for maeause for measure

i gotta remember characgters anmes

names



i read the tempest and 12th night today both rulef

 

[NAD]

rulef, the younger fatter brother of steven dorf.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

y does this theard only have 4 stars

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I've got a test on Virgil tomorrow. EXCEPT I'M NOT DRUNK.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

icasnt bealive its been almost 3 years since i started this thread

were gitittnig old

 

[Dick Sirloin]

2 yerz

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Maybe we're maturing collectively?

or maybe the fact that it's still active says that we're all as immature as ever?

ONLY GANDHI KNOWS!

 

[NAD]

i swear, i felt like an old fucker almost all of my 25th year. then i turned 26 and realized i was being a moron. i'm still 19, just have more backhair.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I totally aced my exam on Virgil. Now I headbang.

Alcohol will come later.