damn i'm drunk -- the thread

[lizard]

here's where Erik takes care of all his grym frostbitten shopping needs.

 

[Erik]

lol i was like "what the hell that's not umeå" and i had to think for like 30 seconds before realizing it was piteå
must be an old pic though i don't recall lindex and wedins being there but then again i don't shop at lindex or wedins so i don't rightly know

 

[lizard]

even warriors fresh off the longboats need to break their fast!

today is McChicken special day wooooooooo

 

[Erik]

cars pff

 

[Erik]

even warriors fresh off the longboats need to break their fast!

today is McChicken special day wooooooooo

that made me hungry as fukk

 

[lizard]

they have special pedestrian malls - they tried them in the US but we demanded our rights to walk less and drive more and faster to our fast food distributors.

 

[Erik]

they have special pedestrian malls - they tried them in the US but we demanded our rights to walk less and drive more and faster to our fast food distributors.

lol the entire city centres of umeå, piteå and pretty much every other swedish town/city are entirely pedestrian-only, and in the general central area of umeå there are definitely more bikes than cars (there are dedicated bike routes everywhere)

 

[lizard]

mcdonalds.se has a handy search feature

note the broad thoroghfares for legions of happy, physically fit swedes to march to and from McDonalds

I was just kidding about the pedestrian malls, I know what they are and have even seen a few.

 

[Erik]

swedish bike parkings

 

[Erik]

mcdonalds.se has a handy search feature

yeah that's very far from me actually, it's one of those drive-in things so it's close to the main road that goes through piteå

instead when i want burgers i go to MAX, one of sweden's better burger chains and also closer to me: www.max.se

 

[Erik]

 

[lizard]

lol I was looking at that

 

[lizard]

lol why is this black woman in traditional swedish folk outfit

"yo niggaz, grab y'all one of these here Maxburgers or ah'll bust a cap in yo ass!"

 

[Erik]

sweden likes being pc almost as much as america, we need token black people everywhere

more importantly, how did you know that was a traditional swedish folk outfit

 

[dill_the_devil]

I love how Bush seems to be disgusted by the Maxburger in Lizard's post. Dude, don't ever change that avatar.

 

[Erik]

max hates america

 

[Krilons Resa]

Wine is a weird hangover, although I'm only slightly flavored today. Woke up MAD AT THE WORLD but sleeping in 45 minutes helped quite a bit. Then I pooped not once, not twice, but thrice, and got a ride to work because my car battery is DEAD.

DEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Next time, try drinking a bunch of water. You'll be buzzed again.

 

[NAD]

Why are those people not in cars? I'm confused.

Nearly spit my sammitch out.

Next time, try drinking a bunch of water. You'll be buzzed again.

What in the god damn causes that? I thought it was champale only though.

 

[Krilons Resa]

What in the god damn causes that? I thought it was champale only though.

Damned if I know.

 

[Guthrum]

At first glance I read that as "Goatse Hamburger"

I hope I never live to see one of those. (Bring on the photoshops)