Do you fit the profile of a metalhead?

[Susperia]

What's unmetal about blonde hair? Tons of bands from Scandinavia have members with the blondest hair I've ever seen...

 

[Jreg]

My hair is pretty metal, but my sandals aren't.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

What's unmetal about blonde hair? Tons of bands from Scandinavia have members with the blondest hair I've ever seen...

But put those blonde locks in pigtails like sykosami here and *poof* not metal.

 

[Carcassian]

What does a Metalhead typically smell like... Beer?

In no order, a typical metal head smells like:

Denim
Leather
B.O.
Beer
Spliff smoke from out of their drug-end
comic shops
computer game shops
ejaculate (from frequent, rabid masturbation)
rejection
a fat kind dressed in black on a hot day
retard soup

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

retard soup

What is that? For a second I thought it might be the same as ejaculate, but that's only appropriate for some individuals.

 

[Carcassian]

What is that? For a second I thought it might be the same as ejaculate, but that's only appropriate for some individuals.

It's soup made by (or from) retards.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

Oh.

 

[Carcassian]

Oh.

I know.

It seemed like a good idea at the time

 

[forthedyingbeautiful]

I'm not very metal looking....... short hair(damn genetics would make it look silly you know like Devin Townsend, just plain stupid), no leather, some band t's but just boring looking.

 

[Susperia]

I know.

It seemed like a good idea at the time

Hahhahahahaha

 

[metal paddy]

In no order, a typical metal head smells like:

Denim
Leather
B.O.
Beer
Spliff smoke from out of their drug-end
comic shops
computer game shops
ejaculate (from frequent, rabid masturbation)
rejection
a fat kind dressed in black on a hot day
retard soup

paddy fits all them on the list

 

[Erik]

i smell nice most of the time really

 

[skeptik]

nice agalloch avatar

 

[Erik]

THANKS

 

[~Neurotica]

I guess I dont really look like true metalhead too hehe
I've got long dark hair... I wear a lot of black, but not totally...
leather - yes i like it, but only on top...
usually I wear some short jacket, jeans, chain over my hip, and some colored boots...
no piercing, no tattoo...
yea, I dont fit to metalhead idol...

 

[Susperia]

You sound pretty Metal to me.

 

[Mythos Inibri]

Susperia with your pink hair you look punk...like you belong at a Cramps concert (The Cramps rule..)

 

[outrageous]

But put those blonde locks in pigtails like sykosami here and *poof* not metal.

Exactly...not that I wear it like that all the time. I just got outta bed after a night out.

 

[Carcassian]

I guess I dont really look like true metalhead too руруююю
I've got long dark hair... I wear a lot of black, but not totally...
leather - yes i like it, but only on top...
usually I wear some short jacket, leans, chain over my hip, and some colored boots...
no piercing, no tattoo...
yea, I dont fit to metalhead idol...

Is that a picture of some kind of genitalia in your avatar, Neurotica ?

 

[~Neurotica]

You sound pretty Metal to me.

me?...