Do you speak with an accent?

[seedofvengeance]

Hey my g/f is a latin chick.

So is almost everyone I know... but jokes are fun.

 

[Zephyrus]

I just don't find them attractive. The whiter the skin the better I guess. It's also a personality issue. When I think of Latinas I think of constant bitching with the most annoying voices.

 

[cookiecutter]

Damn Mexicans! When my great-grandfather immigrated to America, he did it so that he and his family would not have to deal with immigrants.

 

[Zephyrus]

wat

 

[cookiecutter]

I was mocking the anti-immigrant sentiments previously expressed

 

[False Joe]

Damn Mexicans! When my great-grandfather immigrated to America, he did it so that he and his family would not have to deal with immigrants.

this describes my personal feelings about anti-immigration and overly patriotic yanks perfectly.

wat

I thought you're were a fucking uni student?

 

[Zephyrus]

I was mocking the anti-immigrant sentiments previously expressed

I figured that much, but the absurdity went beyond cleverness.

 

[False Joe]

And actually the term would be emigrated to America.

 

[Hubster]

My accent is mostly Australian, but I still have traces of my English accent every now and then. Sorry to disappoint anyone who thought I might sound like Apu

 

[Hubster]

I just don't find them attractive. The whiter the skin the better I guess. It's also a personality issue. When I think of Latinas I think of constant bitching with the most annoying voices.

I think of sexy as fuck curves and gorgeous raven hair. Are you sure you like girls?

In all seriousness though, I guess we all have our tastes. Yeah I love the Latino look, but my actual gf is pale as chalk.

 

[The Ozzman]

Yeah, Latinas are pretty much the best.

Case in point:

Hips don't lie, faggots

 

[Hubster]

You could chop onions on those hips

 

[The Ozzman]

Shakira is one of the few chicks I would fuck in da butt

 

[Hubster]

But the question is, would she fuck you in the butt?

 

[The Ozzman]

Only if she likes 'em hairy

 

[Hubster]

IF she likes dangle berries, you're her man

 

[False Joe]

I said what what, in the butt.

 

[Hubster]

I dont think she likes Interpol.

 

[False Joe]

I dont think she likes Interpol.

Does not compute.

 

[mutantllama]

I guess she isn't cool then.