Favorite Metal Sub-genres (This time with a poll :) )

[Mort Divine]

Sorry to disappoint you but i do not worship satan, i do not sit depressed in the corner of my room, muttering how much you hate life. Music = happiness

Well, hair metal isn't metal so ... whatever.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

what??????

edit: excally you ass.

 

[Mort Divine]

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Well, hair metal isn't metal so ... whatever.

Then tell me why 'metal' is behind 'hair'?!?!?!

 

[skeptik]

I like how everyone shits on the lighter spectrum of heavy music as if it has a higer percentage of shitty bands, when the opposite is true. Also, most of you don't know shit about 60's/early 70's Hard Rock.

 

[Mort Divine]

Then tell me why 'metal' is being 'hair'?!?!?!

What the fuck are you asking?

I like how everyone shits on the lighter spectrum of heavy music as if it has a higer percentage of shitty bands, when the opposite is true. Also, most of you don't know shit about 60's/early 70's Hard Rock.

I don't think shitting on "hair rock" is shitting on 60s/70s Hard rock, which is respectable. Very few "hair rock" bands are.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Why is metal behind hair, if its not metal?

 

[Ender Rises]

Why is metal behind nu, if it's not metal?
BECAUSE THE PUBLIC IS STUPID
There are very few hair metal acts that I would consider metal at all.

 

[Mort Divine]

Think of it this way:

Are dragonflys really dragons?
Are shoe horns actually horns?
Are house flys really houses?

No.

The media labels anything with loud, distorted guitars as metal. How do you think nu-metal came to exist?

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

You made me cry.

P-Diddy is metal though, wouldnt you agree?

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

houses flying

 

[Ender Rises]

You made me cry.

P-Diddy is metal though, wouldnt you agree?

I'm going to assume this was an attempt of humor
That's not funny. It's fucking retarted. You're fucking retarted.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

I'm going to assume this was an attempt of humor
That's not funny. It's fucking retarted. You're fucking retarted.

I assume you like to be fucked up the arse

 

[Ender Rises]

Again, a poor attempt of humor. And I'm bi, so gay jokes don't do shit to me.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

you're bi.......thats hot.

 

[Ender Rises]

And I'm a guy, btw

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

yummy

 

[Ender Rises]

Whatever you say.

 

[ohiogrinder]

Well, hair metal isn't metal so ... whatever.

pwned like a motherfucker.

 

[IWP]

My favorites are Thrash, Power, and Death Metal.

I know this thread was done already, but I just couldn't live without a poll.