GMD Poll: Death's Discography Ranked

[Slammed]

Do not blame my ewe for anything, be a man and take responsibility for your own doing.

 

[jimmy101]

^ Told ya lads. This post confirms Slammed "unorthodox" marriage.

 

[Slammed]

Says the guy with the imaginary African who bangs like a dunny door.

 

[jimmy101]

I wish I could prove it to everyone. But I'm not as daring as arg.

 

[CiG]

I wish I could prove it to everyone. But I'm not as daring as arg.

Don't sell yourself short, even arg won't touch a black woman.

 

[Slammed]

Oh yeah, post a pic of the chick you're banging so that for the next six months everyday you log on and get greeted by her head on some other barn yard animal. Sounds like a great idea and a sure fire way to keep the chick!

 

[jimmy101]

Yep. Exactly. This is far from a safe place.

 

[CiG]

Unless she's on this site how the fuck would it effect anything? lmao.

 

[Slammed]

She's going to be a millennial, she's going to wait until Jimmy's in the bathroom powdering his nose and shoving rose petals up his arse and she's going to check his phone and see what perverted shit he gets up to. Then act all innocent when he comes out of the bathroom, only to tie him to the rafters, take all his money and fuck off leaving his with only images of his mother in his head.

 

[CiG]

She's going to be a millennial, she's going to wait until Jimmy's in the bathroom powdering his nose and shoving rose petals up his arse and she's going to check his phone and see what perverted shit he gets up to. Then act all innocent when he comes out of the bathroom, only to tie him to the rafters, take all his money and fuck off leaving his with only images of his mother in his head.

I love that you're giving Jimmy the benefit of the doubt that GMD is the most perverted thing she'll find on his phone.

 

[jimmy101]

She's going to be a millennial, she's going to wait until Jimmy's in the bathroom powdering his nose and shoving rose petals up his arse and she's going to check his phone and see what perverted shit he gets up to. Then act all innocent when he comes out of the bathroom, only to tie him to the rafters, take all his money and fuck off leaving his with only images of his mother in his head.

Oof. This is a bit too crystal-ball for my liking.

Btw, she was born in 1995.

 

[jimmy101]

I love that you're giving Jimmy the benefit of the doubt that GMD is the most perverted thing she'll find on his phone.

I tend not to use this site on my phone much. Chews up battery like a mofo.

 

[Slammed]

I love that you're giving Jimmy the benefit of the doubt that GMD is the most perverted thing she'll find on his phone.

She wont have time to check everything, it surely doesn't take an experienced person like Jimmy that long to shove some rose petals up his arse?

 

[Slammed]

Oof. This is a bit too crystal-ball for my liking.

Btw, she was born in 1995.

Yeah yeah, we all have a fantasy chick that was born in 95

 

[CiG]

So Jimmy, when you introduce this African kween to your mum, will you introduce her as Mistress Velvet or her real name?

Yeah yeah, we all have a fantasy chick that was born in 95

Except you created yours in like 1999.

 

[jimmy101]

Her real name is too hard to pronounce.

 

[Slammed]

Except you created yours in like 1999.

Yeah but it took me a further 10 years to build her.

 

[CiG]

Her real name is too hard to pronounce.

Yeah tongue-clicks are awkward.

Yeah but it took me a further 10 years to build her.

So you settled for 14? Sick.

 

[jimmy101]

Her younger sister is an emcee. Lives up in Brisbane. I can post a video of one of her videos to give you guys a rough idea of what she looks like.

 

[Slammed]

So you settled for 14? Sick.

Yeah but I prefer to think of her age from the time when she was conceived. Back in my teenage years with didn't have cum bottles and piss covered beds so I had to dream about how to make women.