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[Slammed]

Of course the full saying wasn't his, he was from a poor family, they couldn't afford doors.

 

[CiG]

Of course the full saying wasn't his, he was from a poor family, they couldn't afford doors.

He had to wait until Morrison Hotel was out for awhile and went down in price? Feelsbadman.

 

[jimmy101]

... but im pretty sure you come from a long line of "healthy" inbreeding. One that was tossed on a ship and cast away to an island on the other side of the globe.

Was wondering where you went. Off spit-roasting my old girl with your Dad again ;-)

And nah, you've got it all wrong. All the inbreeds live in Tasmania, we have a strict policy which keeps them from ever setting foot on the mainland of Australia.

 

[jimmy101]

Yeah, the famous saying Your door is red, not black, such is life was falsely attributed to Mr. Kelly.

There are differing accounts in regards to that. Tbh it's impossible to actually tell for certain what he said.

 

[Slammed]

He had to wait until Morrison Hotel was out for awhile and went down in price? Feelsbadman.

Someone used him as a coat hanger before he got his doors.

 

[Slammed]

There are differing accounts in regards to that. Tbh it's impossible to actually tell for certain what he said.

Ben Cousins thinks he knows what Ned said!

 

[jimmy101]

Ben Cousins thinks he knows what Ned said!

Must have something to do with all of those meth-triggered divine visions.

 

[CiG]

There are differing accounts in regards to that. Tbh it's impossible to actually tell for certain what he said.

I feel like my joke went over your head but maybe you're just trolling me very subtly...

 

[Slammed]

Must have something to do with all of those meth-triggered divine visions.

I think you are being too harsh on Western Australia's finest, my wife's best friend went to school with Ben and she reckons he was a extremely smart and well mannered person cockhead even back then

 

[jimmy101]

I feel like my joke went over your head but maybe you're just trolling me very subtly...

Nah, it went over my head. I still don't get it.

 

[Slammed]

Nah, it went over my head. I still don't get it.

And you're 8 foot tall, fuck it must have been a high one!

 

[jimmy101]

I think you are being too harsh on Western Australia's finest, my wife's best friend went to school with Ben and she reckons he was a extremely smart and well mannered person cockhead even back then

Reckon your wife's bestie might be able to score me a couple of points for the weekend?

 

[jimmy101]

And you're 8 foot tall, fuck it must have been a high one!

Must be cause CiG's wit is so high it's floating somewhere in outer space.

 

[Slammed]

Reckon your wife's bestie might be able to score me a couple of points for the weekend?

Nah you're too tall!

 

[jimmy101]

Nah you're too tall!

Fair enough. Guess I was expecting too much considering your wife is in all likelihood a sheep ;-)

 

[Slammed]

She'd make a terrible sheep, she's allergic to wool.

 

[CiG]

Must be cause CiG's wit is so high it's floating somewhere in outer space.

I'd tell you to just go back and read the few posts before it, but it's really not worth it haha.

 

[Slammed]

Don't worry @CiG Jim's laughing

 

[jimmy101]

Still don't get it. Thought it had something to do with the Rolling Stones song. The only thing that I noticed when I read back over the last few pages was that we have officially made the shitposting thread redundant.

 

[Slammed]

No, we have re-purposed.