GMD Poll: Death's Discography Ranked

[jimmy101]

Hopefully, because if otherwise that would mean you fucked your mum...

I was moreso talking about RPing a vulnerable whore

I wouldn't fuck my mum. What do you take me for? Some king of roided up Armenian freak?

 

[CiG]

I wouldn't fuck my mum. What do you take me for?

An Aussie chav.

 

[jimmy101]

Yes, living around enough people that the chances go up that you come across women retarded enough to sleep with a 7 ft dude dressed like a giant pre-teen wigger is surely a benefit for you.

Haha. I'm only 6 foot 4 mate.

 

[CiG]

Haha. I'm only 6 foot 4 mate.

You're 7 ft to me from now on.

 

[Slammed]

I wouldn't fuck my mum.

Of course not but from now on, thanks to this discussion now, when you are in the sack with that African chick and going effing hard you're going to picture your Mum's face....what happens after that is entirely up to you!

 

[jimmy101]

@zabu of nΩd

Just so you know, where CiG is from is basically the Utah of Australia, minus the Christian crazies. There's a whole lot of nothing going on there at the best of times. Over there they worship this mysterious demi-god cult figure called "Ben Cousins".

 

[CiG]

He's going to look at a black woman and think of his mum? What a racist cunt.

 

[jimmy101]

Of course not but from now on, thanks to this discussion now, when you are in the sack with that African chick and going effing hard you're going to picture your Mum's face....what happens after that is entirely up to you!

Damnit Slammed. You just ruined it for me!

 

[CiG]

Over there they worship this mysterious demi-god cult figure called "Ben Cousins".

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha. Fucking hell. [sepukus]

 

[Slammed]

He's going to look at a black woman and think of his mum? What a racist cunt.

It's not racist, his Mum is actually green, he sees all colours.

 

[Slammed]

Over there they worship this mysterious demi-god cult figure called "Ben Cousins".

Not half as much as he worships himself.

 

[CiG]

 

[jimmy101]

Cig has this picture hanging in his lounge-room. Kinda like how all North Koreans have pictures of the Kims hanging up in their houses.

 

[CiG]

I smoke meth before my Ben Cousins altar daily.

Amazing Grace, how life is such.

 

[jimmy101]

 

[jimmy101]

Of course, Ben Cousins is but a false prophet. After all, his divine gut tattoo is nothing but a rip-off of the phrase coined by the great Victorian God, Ned Kelly.

 

[CiG]

Ah yes Ned Kelly, my favourite member of the olde bushranger gang The Rolling Stones.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

I wouldn't fuck my mum. What do you take me for? Some king of roided up Armenian freak?

... but im pretty sure you come from a long line of "healthy" inbreeding. One that was tossed on a ship and cast away to an island on the other side of the globe.

 

[Slammed]

Wasn't it proven a myth that Ned actually said those words?

 

[CiG]

Wasn't it proven a myth that Ned actually said those words?

Yeah, the famous saying Your door is red, not black, such is life was falsely attributed to Mr. Kelly.