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[jimmy101]

Things I have learned today:

I am a lot taller than I thought
CiG worships Ben Cousins
Slammed is married to a sheep allergic to its own wool
Ned Kelly listened to the Rolling Stones
TechB is partakes in incestuous sex romps with his Dad

 

[Slammed]

Slammed is married to a sheep allergic to its own wool

Are you calling me a Kiwi?
Or a Tasmanian who can swim?

 

[CiG]

Ned Kelly listened to the Rolling Stones

I think I understand why this is going over your head now. Mick Jagger back in 1970 actually played the role of Ned Kelly in a movie lmao. So I was repurposing the Stones song as the Ned Kelly line (hence "door is red, not black, such is life" etc).

 

[jimmy101]

Oooh. Gotcha!

 

[CiG]

Worst part about shit jokes is how utterly they come apart after explaining them. Fuck you.

 

[jimmy101]

Are you calling me a Kiwi?
Or a Tasmanian who can swim?

I thought you lived in a cave somewhere in East Gippsland?

 

[Slammed]

Haha

 

[Slammed]

I thought you lived in a cave somewhere in East Gippsland?

Well if you're suggesting I fuck sheep I've swum from somewhere.

 

[jimmy101]

Well if you're suggesting I fuck sheep I've swum from somewhere.

Of course I'm not suggesting you fuck sheep. I mean, perhaps once upon a time you did. But then you got married, which means no more sex for ewe.

 

[Slammed]

Of course I'm not suggesting you fuck sheep. .

Just as well, cause the little curly haired fuckers run too fast for an old fart like me!

 

[jimmy101]

Let's see how Slammed reacts to this picture & whether or not he can contain himself. Posting NSFW pics like this for blokes like Slammed is pretty much the same as smoking a fat rock in front of a Ben Cousins fresh out of rehab.

 

[Slammed]

Like you don't tie your girls up in the dungeon. The difference is the sheep put herself there!!

I did however notice you sitting on the ground near the sheep's feet.

 

[CiG]

Nice of Jimmy's mum to lend him a pic of her own to use as an example. Big ups Jimmy's mum!

 

[jimmy101]

Like you don't tie your girls up in the dungeon. The difference is the sheep put herself there!!

I did however notice you sitting on the ground near the sheep's feet.

Haha. A word is stronger than any bondage ;-)

And I think you might be mixing me up with Blurry Dreams on that last point!

EDIT: Oh, you were talking about that fresh little nugget.

 

[jimmy101]

Nice of Jimmy's mum to lend him a pic of her own to use as an example. Big ups Jimmy's mum!

If that's my mum then Tech is gonna lose his load when he logs on next!

 

[Slammed]

And I think you might be mixing me up with Blurry Dreams on that last point!

C'mon there is no need to well and truly fuck this thread up!

 

[jimmy101]

Yeah, I feel bad about what we've done to this thread. Not befitting of a thread about Death.

If only this was one of Bruticus' threads.

 

[Slammed]

Are you kidding, we made a dormant thread the hive of activity. Best of all when all those weird fuckers on the other side of the globe wake up they have some wonderful reading to entertain them over their cornflakes.

 

[Slammed]

Oh and I blame you.

 

[jimmy101]

Oh and I blame you.

I blame ewe!