GMD Poll: Death's Discography Ranked

[jimmy101]

Gothical Gobbys.

When you wake up with a green lipstick ring around your cock.

 

[Slammed]

When you wake up with a green lipstick ring around your cock....

....is when you remember you fucked a frog the previous night

 

[CiG]

They exist in Melbourne bro. That's the benefit of living in actual civilization.

Sorry that joke might have been a bit too obscure. Ozzman has a theory that big tiddy goth bitches don't exist. Also if living in a quagmire of degenerates, hipsters, bogans, latte slurping iPhone socialists, retarded activists and soy-filled cucks is "civilization" I'm happy to be a bushman.

 

[jimmy101]

....is when you remember you fucked a frog the previous night

I loooove French chicks too! So slutty.

*high five

 

[jimmy101]

Sorry that joke might have been a bit too obscure. Ozzman has a theory that big tiddy goth bitches don't exist. Also if living in a quagmire of degenerates, hipsters, bogans, latte slurping iPhone socialists, retarded activists and soy-filled cucks is "civilization" I'm happy to be a bushman.

Haha. Yeah, its cause of all those fucked up types that the women tend to get all jaded & start dressing up all goth-like. It's a perfect storm, brother. Much better than fucking that sheep you found trapped in the wire fence (again).

 

[Slammed]

What's with all the talk about chasing strays. Didn't you say last week you had a girl? Or were you only talking about that moment in time before she escaped the dungeon

 

[CiG]

Haha. Yeah, its cause of all those fucked up types that the women tend to get all jaded & start dressing up all goth-like. It's a perfect storm, brother. Much better than fucking that sheep you found trapped in the wire fence (again).

Ironically enough most of the chicks I was with in the first half of my life were goths.

When you wake up with a green lipstick ring around your cock.

 

[jimmy101]

What's with all the talk about chasing strays. Didn't you say last week you had a girl? Or were you only talking about that moment in time before she escaped the dungeon

I do. But were not official or anything. She isn't a goth either. She's actually an African girl who goes effing hard in the sack.

 

[CiG]

Much better than fucking that sheep you found trapped in the wire fence (again).

False. Your mum didn't get stuck, she's just an expert at roleplaying the vulnerable whore.

 

[Slammed]

I do. But were not official or anything. She isn't a goth either. She's actually an African girl who goes effing hard in the sack.

Translation: She's not in the dungeon yet but you are working on it.

 

[jimmy101]

False. Your mum didn't get stuck, she's just an expert at roleplaying the vulnerable whore.

You'd know better than I would ;-)

 

[jimmy101]

Translation: She's not in the dungeon yet but you are working on it.

She's actually kinky as fuck too. So the whole "dungeon" thing isn't that wide of the mark.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Sorry that joke might have been a bit too obscure. Ozzman has a theory that big tiddy goth bitches don't exist. Also if living in a quagmire of degenerates, hipsters, bogans, latte slurping iPhone socialists, retarded activists and soy-filled cucks is "civilization" I'm happy to be a bushman.

Maybe this isn't true of Australia, or it's my left bias, but it's hard to believe you can't find at least as much retardation among right-wing rural people. US politics are pretty retarded on both sides. I used to live in the country, and one thing I don't miss about it is all the Bible thumping and "speaking from the gut". At least in the city, there's enough educated professionals that you occasionally hear something well-informed and thought-provoking in a conversation amidst all the droning on about Trump-Russia, the environment, sexism, racism, etc.

 

[Slammed]

She's actually kinky as fuck too. So the whole "dungeon" thing isn't that wide of the mark.

Now you are just bragging....or dreaming

 

[jimmy101]

Maybe this isn't true of Australia, or it's my left bias, but it's hard to believe you can't find at least as much retardation among right-wing rural people. US politics are pretty retarded on both sides. I used to live in the country, and one thing I don't miss about it is all the Bible thumping and "speaking from the gut". At least in the city, there's enough educated professionals that you occasionally hear something well-informed and thought-provoking in a conversation amidst all the droning on about Trump-Russia, the environment, sexism, racism, etc.

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Yeah, I'd take some hippy-socialist over some right-wing redneck/bogan anytime, anyday.

 

[jimmy101]

Now you are just bragging....or dreaming

It's true bro. Most of the time I only pick up women when I'm blotto. And usually by that time I have no filter whatsoever, so end up talking about fucked up shit to women. Thankfully it helps the women who are also fucked up gravitate towards you.

Like I said to CiG, that's the benefit of living in a community with a population larger than 15.

 

[Slammed]

At least with a population so small you know it's not their age or IQ that is below 15!

 

[CiG]

You'd know better than I would ;-)

Hopefully, because if otherwise that would mean you fucked your mum...

 

[Slammed]

Maybe his Mum is African and goes effing hard in the sack

 

[CiG]

Maybe this isn't true of Australia, or it's my left bias, but it's hard to believe you can't find at least as much retardation among right-wing rural people. US politics are pretty retarded on both sides. I used to live in the country, and one thing I don't miss about it is all the Bible thumping and "speaking from the gut". At least in the city, there's enough educated professionals that you occasionally hear something well-informed and thought-provoking in a conversation amidst all the droning on about Trump-Russia, the environment, sexism, racism, etc.

I'm just teasing him, because Melbournite fart-huffers are so up their own ass they actually think Western Australia isn't also an urban hellhole of commies and faggots. I live in a suburban area that borders bushland, it's not anything like the right-wing America you're describing. I'm basically surrounded by Asians and Muslims TBH.

Yeah, I'd take some hippy-socialist over some right-wing redneck/bogan anytime, anyday.

Most hippy-socialists are bogans and rednecks anyway, just not right-wing. Right-wingers here slurp the balls of Labour policies until you tell them it's a Labour policy, they love their universal healthcare and welfare. They just don't like "ragheads" and that's about all that makes them right-wing.

Like I said to CiG, that's the benefit of living in a community with a population larger than 15.

Yes, living around enough people that the chances go up that you come across women retarded enough to sleep with a 7 ft dude dressed like a giant pre-teen wigger is surely a benefit for you.