GMD Poll: Slayer's Discography Ranked

More than half of Slayer's discography is pretty much dogshit
You're either a) out of your goddam mind or B) just trying to echo a few of your buddies here.

How do people worship this band after Divine Intervention?
Who the hell worships any of their albums after Seasons? Find me one person here that does, please.
 
1. Reign in Blood
2. Show No Mercy
3. Hell Awaits
4. Seasons in the Abyss
5. South of Heaven
6. Christ Illusion
7. World Painted Blood
8. Diabolus in Musica
9. God Hates Us All

To be continued
 
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:lol: Yes because they sound so alike. Are your ears broken?

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Listening to Diabolus now and this like if the band had actually put in some effort and made DI a good record

I'll need to relisten to Diabolus again, but the reason I ranked it relatively high is that the band did put an effort into it, the songs are relatively varied and it's arguably the closest thing they have to an experiment.
 
Hell Awaits
Reign In Blood
Show No Mercy
South of Heaven
Seasons In The Abyss
Divine Intervention
Christ Illusion
World Painted Blood
Repentless
God Hates Us All
Diabolus in Musica
 
Its ok, you're used to it. You had dreads and were listening to Korn when Divine Intervention came out. But was that before or after your deep house raving phase? Like a true poser, changing with the seasons.
Slayer toured here for Divine Intervention in 95 I think, but as a bassist I'd gotten heavily into funk and jazz fusion and was spending most of my time playing or going to funk or jazz gigs. Jamiroquai toured on their second album at the same time and ended up playing on the same night and I went to see them instead. Was a fucking great gig, Stuart Zender was my mentor at the time and they had like an 11 piece funk band and the whole venue was going nuts.

I never got into deep house, acid techno and then psytrance were my thing, but that was later.