Guitar Player's Thread

BM guy is right, you bunch of faggots don't have your ears trained, you have to spend a lot of time in order to be able to capture the magic that BM music is, or you can take the easy way and stick this:

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in your ears to have the same results :)
 
@Mitch: Same here :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIMl-fLEZ5k
LP shreddin, sry bout the lack of light

Nice dude! :kickass:

Actually you are wrong. You just don't understand BM and you ears aren't trained to listen it. BM-sound as you would call it, is really creative and gives another perspective to metal music. Instead of nowadays mainstream metal which is produced with preset sounds, which just are boring.)

My ears aren't trained? For what? To distinguish what is a big ball of shit sound and what is a nice smooth pleasant to the ears tone fitting to the music? And please tell me what's creative of e.g. your hero Varg Vikernes playing random notes on the fretboard and recording first takes. To me (and to everybody else but narrow minded BM fans) beeing creative is writing pieces of music like e.g. Freak Show Excess (Steve Vai), The Glass Prision (Dream Theater), Enemies Of Reality (Nevermore) or Seven (Necrophagist). As you may notice my big hero isn't in there (would put it too easy for you to bash me and ignore all the other songs I listed), and the styles range from instrumental-oriental influenced to technical death metal, but all share great writing and arrangements, nice tones, accurate playing... which all together make for a nice song and not just random instrument playing, which is what is actually boring.

Again, your ears aren't trained to it. It's not joke.

This really proves you don't know shit about BM. There is no gods. That's what BM is all about: antireligion and individualism, not idolization. Of course I prefer some BM-artists over other, but not on fanboi extend like some

I know enough about black metal, which btw is I'm sure way more than what you know about real guitar playing or tones or actual music, but whatever. I know there are no gods and I know about all the antireligion, individualism and in many ocasions satanism (if you ask me one of the dumbest things humanity has come up with).

No. This indicates that you think that BM is certain phase in your life. You're wrong. Well could be for some, but true listeners also have some ideology behind it. What btw is "ultra-BM poser"? :lol: I know posers, but that is new term to me.

No. This indicates that you take what you want out of what people write or don't read carefully. I said that your "I'm gr1m and tr00" thing IS a phase, because it is, and when you grow up you'll probably like bm too, as many people do, but you'll understand that e.g. praising Harley Benton as BM guitars, saying you can't use Stratocaster for it or calling things with nice tone mainstream (no matter if they are or not) is stupid.

And last, I don't know your motivation, but it seems you're really having problems with BM, since you have to bash it all the time. Like you started saying: "OMG I DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT BM, BUT I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG AND WITH WRONG GUITARS". That's how I saw your post.

I don't have any problem with black metal, I even listen to some and my band actually covered War by Burzum. I have a problem with your stupid tr00 attitude and your "HB is BM nice tone is manistream you aren't trained for BM " bullshit.
 
I win this discussion: I listen to Vivaldi and Burzum and even DBM - thank you. If you want a discussion about BM please create an own thread for it.

I don't have any problem with black metal, I even listen to some and my band actually covered War by Burzum.
I'd really like to know whose throat is fucked up after singing this.
 

Why do you find that post funny? What I said is actually true.

My ears aren't trained? For what? To distinguish what is a big ball of shit sound and what is a nice smooth pleasant to the ears tone fitting to the music? And please tell me what's creative of e.g. your hero Varg Vikernes playing random notes on the fretboard and recording first takes. To me (and to everybody else but narrow minded BM fans) beeing creative is writing pieces of music like e.g. Freak Show Excess (Steve Vai), The Glass Prision (Dream Theater), Enemies Of Reality (Nevermore) or Seven (Necrophagist). As you may notice my big hero isn't in there (would put it too easy for you to bash me and ignore all the other songs I listed), and the styles range from instrumental-oriental influenced to technical death metal, but all share great writing and arrangements, nice tones, accurate playing... which all together make for a nice song and not just random instrument playing, which is what is actually boring.

Yes, you're ears aren't trained. That's because, when you listen BM, you just hear noise. You have to hear deeper to really understand the message and get the feeling.

And Varg isn't my hero. He is genius, very talented musician, but I don't idolize him.

Tell me what's bad playing, random notes in this song:



I put easy song, so even your untrained ears could understand a bit about it.

I know enough about black metal, which btw is I'm sure way more than what you know about real guitar playing or tones or actual music, but whatever. I know there are no gods and I know about all the antireligion, individualism and in many ocasions satanism (if you ask me one of the dumbest things humanity has come up with).

Well, I don't know how much you know about music, so it's hard to say whether you know more than me. Though I know that you don't much if you can't understand BM. For me, guitar is about expressing.

So here we go :lol: It seems that you're just butthurt christian. Do you actually have any idea what satanism is? Because I think you don't. If you would know what that is, I doubt you would say that. So please specify, why satanism is dumb? I'm really interested to hear that. I seriously think satanism is really clever. It just has really bad image on mainstream.

No. This indicates that you take what you want out of what people write or don't read carefully. I said that your "I'm gr1m and tr00" thing IS a phase, because it is, and when you grow up you'll probably like bm too, as many people do, but you'll understand that e.g. praising Harley Benton as BM guitars, saying you can't use Stratocaster for it or calling things with nice tone mainstream (no matter if they are or not) is stupid.

It certainly isn't just phase in my life. I don't though understand what is so hard for you to understand in HB as BM guitars. You just can't get that feeling and sound with Stratocaster. As guitar player you should know that there is difference in guitars and in their sound. Although you CAN use whatever guitar you want, but my choise is HB. And so is many other BM-players.

I don't have any problem with black metal, I even listen to some and my band actually covered War by Burzum. I have a problem with your stupid tr00 attitude and your "HB is BM nice tone is manistream you aren't trained for BM " bullshit.

It's not bullshit, it's just beyond your comprehension.

If you want a discussion about BM please create an own thread for it.

I already did one, but it went into flame war.
 
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Why do you find that post funny? What I said is actually true.



Yes, you're ears aren't trained. That's because, when you listen BM, you just hear noise. You have to hear deeper to really understand the message and get the feeling.

And Varg isn't my hero. He is genius, very talented musician, but I don't idolize him.

Tell me what's bad playing, random notes in this song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s61vUKggL-Q

I put easy song, so even your untrained ears could understand a bit about it.



Well, I don't know how much you know about music, so it's hard to say whether you know more than me. Though I know that you don't much if you can't understand BM. For me, guitar is about expressing.

So here we go :lol: It seems that you're just butthurt christian. Do you actually have any idea what satanism is? Because I think you don't. If you would know what that is, I doubt you would say that. So please specify, why satanism is dumb? I'm really interested to hear that. I seriously think satanism is really clever. It just has really bad image on mainstream.



It certainly isn't just phase in my life. I don't though understand what is so hard for you to understand in HB as BM guitars. You just can't get that feeling and sound with Stratocaster. As guitar player you should know that there is difference in guitars and in their sound. Although you CAN use whatever guitar you want, but my choise is HB. And so is many other BM-players.



It's not bullshit, it's just beyond your comprehension.



I already did one, but it went into flame war.

you know absolutely nothing about arguing. Not that everyone else doesn't slip away some random shit now and then, but the amount of crap arguments coming from this account is just immense. I would explain, but I don't really have the time right now. If you answer this one though, maybe I will.
 
SINCE I AM THE SNUS LORD OF COBOT

YOU WILL NOW STOP ARGUING AND LEAVE IT AT THIS:

-Varg is the new mozart
-Black metal ist krieg
-Harley Benton is shit, therefore it's good for BM
 
HOLY SHIT THE AMOUNT OF TL;DR

I'm sorry :p

I win this discussion: I listen to Vivaldi and Burzum and even DBM - thank you. If you want a discussion about BM please create an own thread for it.


I'd really like to know whose throat is fucked up after singing this.

www.myspace.com/bringerofpainmetal

If you want I guess I could try upload the vid to YouTube, but quality isn't the best so dunno, maybe pm you an mp3 with the sound. We kind of made a parody of it (particularly when the solo comes :p, I just ran around the fretboard without even looking at it, tr00 BM style :lol:).

Also, our demo should be ready soon, we're just finishing the master, so hopefully in a couple of weeks I'll have some tracks uploaded for you guys to check if you're interested :D

bunch of sensless crap

Ok, it's clear you won't pay attention when people tries to explain stuff to you, so I won't try. Just a couple of things:

-Mitch laughed because you just blathered things that, I'm sorry, but aren't true.
-Nobody (perhaps Varg) uses HB.
-The "training your ears" thing is the biggest piece of dumb bullshit to troll this earth. I can hear what they're playing (except when the tone is extremely shit, in which case I dare you to tab those bands if your "trained ear" can understand it), but if the tone is shit I'm most likely not gonna like it.
-What is beyond my comprehension is how can you be so stubborn. Check the last posts to see it's not exactly me the only one that laughs at your tr00 attitude.
 
you know absolutely nothing about arguing. Not that everyone else doesn't slip away some random shit now and then, but the amount of crap arguments coming from this account is just immense. I would explain, but I don't really have the time right now. If you answer this one though, maybe I will.

Yes, please.

Ok, it's clear you won't pay attention when people tries to explain stuff to you, so I won't try. Just a couple of things:

-Mitch laughed because you just blathered things that, I'm sorry, but aren't true.
-Nobody (perhaps Varg) uses HB.
-The "training your ears" thing is the biggest piece of dumb bullshit to troll this earth. I can hear what they're playing (except when the tone is extremely shit, in which case I dare you to tab those bands if your "trained ear" can understand it), but if the tone is shit I'm most likely not gonna like it.
-What is beyond my comprehension is how can you be so stubborn. Check the last posts to see it's not exactly me the only one that laughs at your tr00 attitude.

WTF dude?!?

-That what I said is actually very true.
-Many people use HB, you're just so deep in that mainstream shit that you can't see anything but shit, you shit.
-This is biggest fail you ever made. Cuz it is true, your ears obviously isn't trained.
-I'm stubborn, cus you just aren't able to understand.

And it's interesting to see that you avoided certain questions (you had no real answers). Like that satanism thing, what makes satanism dumb?

And to the thekid and other child: Go to sleep.