Nope, I really laugh in real life, is like he feels he's really insulting everyone with that 
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Deadnight Drinker
^I find it extremely funny too 
@Black metal ultra tr00 kid: Let's see, you know what does the word "truth" and the adjective "true" mean, right? Because it doesn't look like it, belive me.
-No matter how much you belive in it because it makes you remain tr00 in front of us poor mainstream guys, the "not trained ears" shit is false, lie, bullshit, stupid, bunch of crap, piece of shit... I think you get what I mean.
-Tell me real musicians that use HB, not kids who want to be tr00 like you.
-Explain to me how exactly I failed in saying that I want music to be nice to listen, not to hurt my ears. If Bodom recorded with those kind of shitty tones, yes the music would be good, but no I wouldn't listen to them. But as they don't need to cover their fuck ups and their lack of chops, they can go for a nice tone and not hide behind HB and Metalzone.
-What is it that I don't understand?
And talking about avoiding questions, I've brought up more than once bands like Nevermore or Necrophagist or Wintersun, which aren't mainstream but record with nice tone. But you seem to magically not see thhe references, so if you were wondering, that's why I bolded it for you, nice and clear so you don't miss it.
About satanism, no I'm not a butthurt christian and yes I'll answer, I just forgot: the whole "god doesn't exist because I can't see it but satan does" is plain bullshit. I'm sure that satanism has come up with tons of shit to hide/avoid this point and show how deep and nice it is, but this basic point is shit, so no need to go further for me. And also, it wasn't even 1% of my post, not actually important. I don't see how you'd point it out so much, unless it's because you're trying to distract attention from the fact that your main point, the "ear training" and crappy equipment, it's plain shit.
@Black metal ultra tr00 kid: Let's see, you know what does the word "truth" and the adjective "true" mean, right? Because it doesn't look like it, belive me.
-No matter how much you belive in it because it makes you remain tr00 in front of us poor mainstream guys, the "not trained ears" shit is false, lie, bullshit, stupid, bunch of crap, piece of shit... I think you get what I mean.
-Tell me real musicians that use HB, not kids who want to be tr00 like you.
-Explain to me how exactly I failed in saying that I want music to be nice to listen, not to hurt my ears. If Bodom recorded with those kind of shitty tones, yes the music would be good, but no I wouldn't listen to them. But as they don't need to cover their fuck ups and their lack of chops, they can go for a nice tone and not hide behind HB and Metalzone.
-What is it that I don't understand?
And talking about avoiding questions, I've brought up more than once bands like Nevermore or Necrophagist or Wintersun, which aren't mainstream but record with nice tone. But you seem to magically not see thhe references, so if you were wondering, that's why I bolded it for you, nice and clear so you don't miss it.
About satanism, no I'm not a butthurt christian and yes I'll answer, I just forgot: the whole "god doesn't exist because I can't see it but satan does" is plain bullshit. I'm sure that satanism has come up with tons of shit to hide/avoid this point and show how deep and nice it is, but this basic point is shit, so no need to go further for me. And also, it wasn't even 1% of my post, not actually important. I don't see how you'd point it out so much, unless it's because you're trying to distract attention from the fact that your main point, the "ear training" and crappy equipment, it's plain shit.
It must be a pain in the ass to get the to you're looking for just outta a guitar which is almost not playable
though, I think you're kidding and trolling this thread, or you're some 13 year old fag who thi nks he isnt ''mainstream''.
though, I think you're kidding and trolling this thread, or you're some 13 year old fag who thi nks he isnt ''mainstream''.
Ensi
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children of COB
Deadnight Drinker
@Snowy: I think in the same lines, and off topic, are you drunk?
drunk? no, not really, why 're you asking :lol?
Brutal Hate
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First of all I'm not a kid, I'm propably older than you. And yes I know the difference of those words.
Actually you're wrong. To truly understand BM, you gotta get deep in to it. First it may seem like unclean, but after that you can find the true beauty of BM. Ave Sathanas!
You're just so lame. Using words like tr00 really helps me to understand your retardness. But what is real musicians? People who play in bands or people who play guitar and have one-man BM-band? There are many in underground, don't know about mainstream, cus I don't follow that. Names would be worthless to you.
Again, BM wouldn't work with nice and clean sounds. It needs that kinda soundworld to create the feeling. If your ears hurt, you don't understand that. Watch the previous Youtube link and tell me, what in that is "random notes" and "shitty playing". So the music would be good, but you wouldn't listen to them? Dude, that's retard.
This was a highlight. YOU don't understand BM and you still bash it. YOU don't know anything about those things and still you think you some kinda over it and "it's hilarious, lol".Wintersun: Boring. Didn't like at any point.
Nevermore: Neverheard. But I believe they are some mainstream meloshit.
Necrophagist: Were good, before became sell-outs.
You still didn't answer, you actually try to avoid it even more. Nonetheless, that proves you don't have any clue about it. Let me give you hint: it's not about Satan, at least in christian context. Once again, what makes satanism one of the dumbest things humanity has come up to? If you still avoid, I certainly know you're an idiot.
And I am serious about what I've said, I'm not joking. It just annoying when someone comes with general knowledge and thinks to know everythin about this matter.
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Hey you guys, while you're arguiing about satinism remember, satinism has nothing to do with satan or any deity... Just to let you know. They don't really worship satan. It's a religion of self advancement and greed using satan as a symbol for their individualism. At least as far as I know.
Brutal Hate
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You're on right track, yes. I was just proving that children of COB doesn't know a shit about it.
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Ensi
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children of COB
Deadnight Drinker
^Yep, but if Mr Black metal's reply is as I expect it, I promise I won't reply again. I've explained myself enough. If he wants to stand by his crap it's up to him.
Because of your writting, you don't tend to write like that
Really? Wouldn't say after the bunch of crap you're venting.
To understand BM you have to listen to it and be done, it's not fucking phisics for fucks sake, there's nothing deep or meaningful in playing with shit tone. You can play with really creepy/dark/obscure/call it however you like and still be nice and fitting, but playing with crappy (not creepy) and clipping tones is retarded. Ave Cesar!
What is beeing a real musician? Knowing what the fuck you're doing, caring for the music you're making and the delivery you're going to make of it, caring for the overall quality... but I guess that's not real music, after all why put a whole orchestra, train them and gather the best players when you can just grab your mom's pan, hit it hard and record it with your new phone's mic? Fuck that horrid mainstream with their nice sounds and care for detail.
It wouldn't work because you're too retarded to accept it, but it'd actually work much better. And yes, I don't care how good the writing is, if the actual product doesn't have some quality, I won't listen to it. You say that's stupid? I don't see how that's more stupid than using worse quality when you can have better.
Again, it's not fucking rocket science, even if you think so. It's black metal: punk rock with double bass and some grim keyboards and screaming vocals. At least that's the kind of black metal you like, because when it gets somehow elaborated (e.g. Dimmu) you say it's mainstream.
Wintersun boring and you listen to Burzum? You must be deaf.
Nevermore mainstream? I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to ask you to define mainstream.
Necrophagist sell outs, exactly how? Because they decided that they are gonna get nice tones now that they can afford them?
I actually tried to avoid it even more? Are you retarded? How the fuck do you want me to answer?
Yes, because I have to study the BM encyclopedia before discusing about if using a crappy tone when you can have nice smooth one is bad or if Varg Vikernes is a fuckig dickhead with a guitar or not. And you still call me lame? Go take a look at the mirror child/man/evil black metal demon. Your lords will be happy with you knowing you're talking shit to me.
Because of your writting, you don't tend to write like that
Really? Wouldn't say after the bunch of crap you're venting.
To understand BM you have to listen to it and be done, it's not fucking phisics for fucks sake, there's nothing deep or meaningful in playing with shit tone. You can play with really creepy/dark/obscure/call it however you like and still be nice and fitting, but playing with crappy (not creepy) and clipping tones is retarded. Ave Cesar!
What is beeing a real musician? Knowing what the fuck you're doing, caring for the music you're making and the delivery you're going to make of it, caring for the overall quality... but I guess that's not real music, after all why put a whole orchestra, train them and gather the best players when you can just grab your mom's pan, hit it hard and record it with your new phone's mic? Fuck that horrid mainstream with their nice sounds and care for detail.
It wouldn't work because you're too retarded to accept it, but it'd actually work much better. And yes, I don't care how good the writing is, if the actual product doesn't have some quality, I won't listen to it. You say that's stupid? I don't see how that's more stupid than using worse quality when you can have better.
Again, it's not fucking rocket science, even if you think so. It's black metal: punk rock with double bass and some grim keyboards and screaming vocals. At least that's the kind of black metal you like, because when it gets somehow elaborated (e.g. Dimmu) you say it's mainstream.
Wintersun boring and you listen to Burzum? You must be deaf.
Nevermore mainstream? I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to ask you to define mainstream.
Necrophagist sell outs, exactly how? Because they decided that they are gonna get nice tones now that they can afford them?
I actually tried to avoid it even more? Are you retarded? How the fuck do you want me to answer?
Yes, because I have to study the BM encyclopedia before discusing about if using a crappy tone when you can have nice smooth one is bad or if Varg Vikernes is a fuckig dickhead with a guitar or not. And you still call me lame? Go take a look at the mirror child/man/evil black metal demon. Your lords will be happy with you knowing you're talking shit to me.
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Well ANYWAYS. Getting back on topic. This is a song I finnished last night at like 3 or 4 am haha. I just recorded it a little bit ago. The intro sounds a little gross cause I didn't feel like switching channels but other then that i'm not too bothered by anything but intonation. Tell me what you guys think.
In case you notice any mistakes I just woke up and decided to record, I haven't touched the guitar in a week, I only played this once before recording and....I can't think of anything else hahah. Just kidding of course.
In case you notice any mistakes I just woke up and decided to record, I haven't touched the guitar in a week, I only played this once before recording and....I can't think of anything else hahah. Just kidding of course.
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Because of your writting, you don't tend to write like that
like what?
I dont really know what you mean, though I was pretty drunk yesterday and I guess I posted something after I got home in the morning.
vitorias123
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problem with BM nowadays is that eventhough they have better production,more "progressive" sound they still just recycle old and simple darkthrone riffs,like DSO,but i see your point and i mostly agree with you
BM is not that,but again i see your point.I dont like BM very tr00 attitude and most of those things are huge bullshits.
And another thing: Srsly guys,stop comparing classical music and BM.
Whats wrong if a band is manistream anyway?
Brutal Hate
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That's your subjective opinion. I've been writing serious, don't know about you. You seem to be butthurt.
In fact there is deepness in "bad" tone BM. You can't archieve those feelings with "good" sounds. Period.
Oh, you're totally lost.
Again, BM doesn't work with good mainstream sounds.
It's not rocket science, but it is ideology. Music is just one side of it. I'm not going to write here about ideology, but just you know that BM isn't all your deaf ears can hear.
You STILL didn't answer. That's the problem. Well that's all I need. I knew right in the beginning that you didn't know anything about satanism, and you are just some christian, who doesn't like "satanic theme" lol. Well as I promised, you're an idiot.
Well, actually that might be a good idea for you, since it's pretty obvious that you don't know a shit about BM.
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ok guys just both stop. Children of COB, point is. BM is like abstract art, you have to be into it and you have to like that kind of thing. Abstract art isn't abstract if it's realist and polished. There are certain stimulations of the mind that can be achieved through abstract art. The sound in BM is all part of the elements used to create the grim soundscape. By breaking the normal rules of music BM artists attempt to create more unique and meaningfull music. If you have a horror movie the evil monster lives in a creepy fucking house with creepy things. It wouldn't be a horror movie in the monster dude lived in a white washed fence single family home with a leather sofa and fireplace. Brutal I see your points you just have a condescending and very badly put together way of expressing them, partly due to a language barrier. Point is, shut up guys.
