Help this noob discover real metal?

Well I couldn't be screwed reading every post, but if you want a some real metal.

Amon Amarth
Anthrax
Arch Enemy
At The Gates
Blind Guardian
Cannibal Corpse
Carcass
Chimaira
Children Of Bodom
Cradle Of Filth
DÅÅTH
Dark Tranquillity
Daylight Dies
Deicide
DevilDriver
Dimmu Borgir
DragonForce
Dream Theater
Edge Of Sanity
Fear Factory
Iced Earth
In Flames
Insomnium
Iron Maiden
Karnivool
Kataklysm
Machine Head
Mercenary
Metallica
Nirvana
Novembers Doom
Obituary
Opeth
Roadrunner United
Sepultura
Slayer
Slipknot
Soulfly
Swallow The Sun
System Of A Down
Zonaria

Kapow.

Are you serious? Nirvana? SOAD? Slipknot? real metal??? It seems as if you're the noob who needs the recommendations

shut up you sit down you fool. That is not even real metal.
 
Ahaha, a Slayer discussion? Well I haven't been posting recently because I've been busy.

Btw, thanks to all your recommendations. I'm completely addicted to the following bands now:

Devildriver
Lamb Of God
Mnemic
Opeth
Pantera
Nothingface
Gojira
Dark Tranquility
Amon Amarth
In Flames
Death
 
Btw, those sigs you guys have showing your favorite bands..how'd you get that lol. I want one..it looks cool.. :rofl:
 
Oh whoops, yeah I copied the list from my myspace, a majority of the bands on that list are metal, I couldn't be screwed at the time taking out the non-metal ones, so a refined list...

Amon Amarth
Anthrax
Arch Enemy
At The Gates
Blind Guardian
Cannibal Corpse
Carcass
Chimaira
Children Of Bodom
Cradle Of Filth
DÅÅTH
Dark Tranquillity
Daylight Dies
Deicide
DevilDriver
Dimmu Borgir
DragonForce
Dream Theater
Edge Of Sanity
Iced Earth
In Flames
Insomnium
Iron Maiden
Kataklysm
Machine Head
Mercenary
Metallica
Novembers Doom
Obituary
Opeth
Sepultura
Slayer
Soulfly
Swallow The Sun
Zonaria

Huzzah.
 
Ahaha, a Slayer discussion? Well I haven't been posting recently because I've been busy.

Btw, thanks to all your recommendations. I'm completely addicted to the following bands now:

Devildriver
Lamb Of God
Mnemic
Opeth
Pantera
Nothingface
Gojira
Dark Tranquility
Amon Amarth
In Flames
Death

Good, very good. As you continue to listen to these bands you may find that you aquire a liking and higher tolerance for more and more extreme kinds of bands. It comes with time.
 
Ahaha, a Slayer discussion? Well I haven't been posting recently because I've been busy.

Btw, thanks to all your recommendations. I'm completely addicted to the following bands now:

Devildriver
Lamb Of God<<<always the n00b pick, good choice though
Mnemic
Opeth
Pantera
Nothingface
Gojira
Dark Tranquility<<<fantastic band
Amon Amarth
In Flames <<<listen to the old stuff
Death<<<you are on your way to more extreme metal


and for the sig think just put band logos on a black background on photoshop or paint, or ask someone to do it like zephyrus if he wants too