How much pussy do you get for being in a band?

[Gold]

just out of curiousity, can i be in a brutal/prog band and get bj's after most shows, or do i actually need to appeal to these sluts by writing catchy faggot shit?

 

[The Ozzman]

Is this a joke thread?

 

[mutantllama]

 

[whiskey funeral]

No pussy for you, sir. Unless your name is Nikki Sixx or David Lee Roth. Bitches love those dudes.

 

[Gold]

Is this a joke thread?

haha sort of, im just curious and i figure alot of people here would be in bands.

 

[Cythraul]

just out of curiousity, can i be in a brutal/prog band and get bj's after most shows, or do i actually need to appeal to these sluts by writing catchy faggot shit?

Sure, here's the situation to put it simply:

Girls that will service you after "trendy faggot" show: good looking sluts.

Girls that will service you after death metal show: fugly sluts.

 

[Ultimate_Symphony]

Sure, here's the situation to put it simply:

Girls that will service you after "trendy faggot" show: good looking sluts.

Girls that will service you after death metal show: fugly sluts.

If you need to be in a band to get pussy you really fuckin' suck.

 

[Gold]

Sure, here's the situation to put it simply:

Girls that will service you after "trendy faggot" show: good looking sluts.

Girls that will service you after death metal show: fugly sluts.

alchohol helps make the second part better

 

[Gold]

If you need to be in a band to get pussy you really fuckin' suck.

I just dont wanna be in a band for no good reason, i know there's no money involved so i at least wanna get some ass for giving people something to listen to

 

[Cythraul]

I just dont wanna be in a band for no good reason, i know there's no money involved so i at least wanna get some ass for giving people something to listen to

Maybe you should be in a band because you like making music.

 

[Ultimate_Symphony]

I just dont wanna be in a band for no good reason, i know there's no money involved so i at least wanna get some ass for giving people something to listen to

Please tell me you're kidding.

 

[The Ozzman]

Maybe you should be in a band because you like making music.

QFT

 

[Tonka Time]

Hell, just change your name to David Lee Sixx and play trendy shit...

 

[Gold]

Maybe you should be in a band because you like making music.

I live in an area with no musical talent so playing the music i want to play would be nearly impossible, i'd either be in a really shitty brutal band or some poppyfuck band

 

[genocide roach]

the only ladies i get when i play shows are women over 50. actually, i can broaden that statement to any time i go to a bar. its a curse...
~gR~

 

[Cythraul]

I live in an area with no musical talent so playing the music i want to play would be nearly impossible, i'd either be in a really shitty brutal band or some poppyfuck band

Then why the hell would you want to waste your time being in a band? You can go to a bar if you want to score some pussy. Unless of course you're incredibly ugly or a total douche (the latter seems quite plausible). Whatever you do, please don't contribute to the continued propagation of shitty music. Thanks in advance.

 

[Gold]

i'm 19 bro, i can't get in a bar.

 

[Cythraul]

Get a hooker.

 

[mutantllama]

the only ladies i get when i play shows are women over 50. actually, i can broaden that statement to any time i go to a bar. its a curse...
~gR~

you have Kelly

 

[Gold]

Get a hooker.

or i can join this band

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=14152076