How much pussy do you get for being in a band?

[Ultimate_Symphony]

i'm 19 bro, i can't get in a bar.

Christ, don't you have social life at all? Bars are not the only place where you can meet women. Go to college, social gatherings, parties, whatever floats your boat. If you don't learn first how to deal with women you can play Tommy Lee all you want, but you won't get anywhere. Being in a band just for women is by far the most moronic shit one could do.

Basically opeth. But even worse.
It's 4 minutes of slamming, a small 20 minute acoustic interlude, and then a 2 minute sample, taken from a little known college film made in the 1980s, which features not gore, but the emotional struggle of a 25 year old transexual.

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[Orion Crystal Ice]

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[Ender Rises]

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[mutantllama]

Naturally i'd be all the talent of the band and the girls would love my sick guitar solo's. between the buried and me are brutal prog. i go to college i'll be richer than all you fucks i'll fucking buy this website

 

[Gold]

lol you guys took this thread way too seriously, i have a social life, i party, i go to school, girls like me regardless. i just wanted to know if being in a band still got guys laid

 

[General Zaroff]

Who wants to form a band yo? We can get mad bitches n shit.

 

[Gold]

Who wants to form a band yo? We can get mad bitches n shit.

This guys got the right idea

 

[Orion Crystal Ice]

I have the right idea too, it involves you and pain.

 

[Krow]

Christ, don't you have social life at all? Bars are not the only place where you can meet women. Go to college, social gatherings, parties, whatever floats your boat. If you don't learn first how to deal with women you can play Tommy Lee all you want, but you won't get anywhere. Being in a band just for women is by far the most moronic shit one could do.

I work at a goddamn grocery store and get phone numbers without too much problem. =/

 

[Gold]

I have the right idea too, it involves you and pain.

uh oh

 

[Ultimate_Symphony]

I work at a goddamn grocery store and get phone numbers without too much problem. =/

Indeed, grocery stores are one of the best places to talk to women. If you are buying you can start small-talk using the products as a conversation catalyst, does wonders really.

 

[Gold]

or you could just be funny and charming

 

[Krow]

Which you dont ever get the chance to do without a way to start the convo.

 

[Ultimate_Symphony]

or you could just be funny and charming

Says the guy that wants to be in a band just to get pussy

Which you dont ever get the chance to do without a way to start the convo.

So true.

 

[Gold]

Which you dont ever get the chance to do without a way to start the convo.

i could think of a better way to start a convo then "pepper isle 5"

 

[viewerfromnihil]

i'm a frontman in a blackened death metal band, athropos (see my sig...), i do a good job as a front man, i have great stage presence, i can keep the crowd entertained between song, and i get... nothing... at all. i've actually had friends at my show, who weren't on stage, pick up chicks, while i got nothing

 

[Gold]

finally someone that actually gave me a straight answer, thank you haha. i dig your band/vocals too

 

[viewerfromnihil]

^sweet, thanks man. last night we played a show, and there were a decent amount of chicks, and i was doin pretty good with keepin the crowd entertained by making fun of axl rose, poking fun at my guitarist, and making references to my mom's boyfriend getting 9 months in jail for a DUI, and i once again got nothing it kinda sucked in a way though because i have 5 bulging discs in my back and neck and i have spondylitis yet my dumb ass didn't chill on the head banging/head twirling, so i can barely move today oh and i lost my painkillers

 

[Gold]

^sweet, thanks man. last night we played a show, and there were a decent amount of chicks, and i was doin pretty good with keepin the crowd entertained by making fun of axl rose, poking fun at my guitarist, and making references to my mom's boyfriend getting 9 months in jail for a DUI, and i once again got nothing it kinda sucked in a way though because i have 5 bulging discs in my back and neck and i have spondylitis yet my dumb ass didn't chill on the head banging/head twirling, so i can barely move today oh and i lost my painkillers

you shoulda got sympathy sex at least for the bad back haha. i'll just play a show and bust out the sweeps somewhere, if girls dont go for that then we'll know metal doesnt get ass

 

[Koude Haat]

i think you have to play folk metal for pussy.