How much pussy do you get for being in a band?

[divine_torture]

I have to do the dishes and make dinner for pussy. Lulz.

 

[General Zaroff]

This guys got the right idea

Hell yeah motherfucker. We'll play live at the Post-Gazette Pavilion.

 

[Gold]

Thats only 5 hours and 3 minutes away from me, i can make the trip

 

[Gold]

Thats only 5 hours and 3 minutes away from me, i can make the trip

 

[Enemy242]

i've been the lead guitarist in a band for over a year and still no pussy, quite disappointing. i only get the joy of making badass music and playing live and recording but who wants that honestly. if you want to be rolling in the pussy you gotta become a dj, at the raves i've been to the djs are basically fighting off the hordes of teenage sluts begging for it.

 

[audiophileguy]

if you want to be rolling in the pussy you gotta become a dj, at the raves i've been to the djs are basically fighting off the hordes of teenage sluts begging for it.

exactly what I was going to say

 

[Einherjar86]

i think you have to play folk metal for pussy.

Troll pussy maybe.

 

[cookiecutter]

At best you get the butterface lute player

 

[False Joe]

I'd still hit the accordionist.

 

[cookiecutter]

Yeah

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Slam death = chicks. Not even kidding.

 

[cookiecutter]

It's the bootyshaking rhythm

 

[Blind Guardian]

Black Sabbath a la Sweet Leaf is the way to go.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

Slam death = chicks. Not even kidding.

just ask clay from cemetery rapist

 

[Krow]

i could think of a better way to start a convo then "pepper isle 5"

You've got it all wrong.
You TAKE them to the aisle... and talk to them on the way... and if things went decent... you make sure you atleast get in their line of sight before they leave the store.

Seriously... I'm a fucking loser and I have people who come to the store just to see me.

 

[Satanstoenail]

^sweet, thanks man. last night we played a show, and there were a decent amount of chicks, and i was doin pretty good with keepin the crowd entertained by making fun of axl rose, poking fun at my guitarist, and making references to my mom's boyfriend getting 9 months in jail for a DUI, and i once again got nothing it kinda sucked in a way though because i have 5 bulging discs in my back and neck and i have spondylitis yet my dumb ass didn't chill on the head banging/head twirling, so i can barely move today oh and i lost my painkillers

I can't imagine why the girls aren't lining up tbh. The "Oh by the way my mum's boyfriend just got 9 months jail for DUI" line is usually the deal-sealer where I come from.

 

[Gold]

good, i was planning on having slam infested music anyway. and no shit you talk to them on the way to the pepper, that would be and awkward walk if you didnt haha

 

[skeptik]

If you really wanna get your dick sucked by bitches, you gotta be a raper.

fixed

 

[zabu of nΩd]

I can't imagine why the girls aren't lining up tbh. The "Oh by the way my mum's boyfriend just got 9 months jail for DUI" line is usually the deal-sealer where I come from.

 

[False Joe]

You get a fuck ton (spot the pun) of sex if you're this guy