How much pussy do you get for being in a band?

[mutantllama]

Make a band called Panther, then make a song called run. The chorus should go: DIG
NITY
RUN
ARE YOU COMMUNICATING WITH ME?


Then you should get some pussy.

 

[unknown]

I'm curious to hear what a "brutal/prog band" sounds like

 

[King Richard]

Obviously the correct answer is go to college.

 

[Cythraul]

Obviously the correct answer is go to college.

.

 

[False Joe]

I'm curious to hear what a "brutal/prog band" sounds like

Basically opeth. But even worse.
It's 4 minutes of slamming, a small 20 minute acoustic interlude, and then a 2 minute sample, taken from a little known college film made in the 1980s, which features not gore, but the emotional struggle of a 25 year old transexual.

 

[Valdincan]

I'm curious to hear what a "brutal/prog band" sounds like

Shit.

 

[mutantllama]

Basically opeth. But even worse.
It's 4 minutes of slamming, a small 20 minute acoustic interlude, and then a 2 minute sample, taken from a little known college film made in the 1980s, which features not gore, but the emotional struggle of a 25 year old transexual.

I lol'd

 

[whiskey funeral]

Basically opeth. But even worse.
It's 4 minutes of slamming, a small 20 minute acoustic interlude, and then a 2 minute sample, taken from a little known college film made in the 1980s, which features not gore, but the emotional struggle of a 25 year old transexual.

 

[SweptbackFlame]

Obviously the correct answer is go to college.

So fucking true

Basically opeth. But even worse.
It's 4 minutes of slamming, a small 20 minute acoustic interlude, and then a 2 minute sample, taken from a little known college film made in the 1980s, which features not gore, but the emotional struggle of a 25 year old transexual.

 

[Einherjar86]

Your best bet is to learn how to play acoustic guitar and do solo sets. That way you don't have to compete with your bandmates for the few attractive girls among the inevitably small crowds that you'll pull. Also, you don't have to split the check. It's a win-win scenario.

 

[Gold]

Naturally i'd be all the talent of the band and the girls would love my sick guitar solo's. between the buried and me are brutal prog. i go to college i'll be richer than all you fucks i'll fucking buy this website

 

[The Butt]

i go to college i'll be richer than all you fucks i'll fucking buy this website

i believe in you

make me a mod though

 

[Einherjar86]

Naturally i'd be all the talent of the band and the girls would love my sick guitar solo's. between the buried and me are brutal prog. i go to college i'll be richer than all you fucks i'll fucking buy this website

So what's your drink of choice tonight?

 

[Tonka Time]

Naturally i'd be all the talent of the band and the girls would love my sick guitar solo's. between the buried and me are brutal prog. i go to college i'll be richer than all you fucks i'll fucking buy this website

or you could fail every class and be broke....

 

[Gold]

So what's your drink of choice tonight?

dr pepper with lots of weed

 

[General Zaroff]

If you really wanna get your dick sucked by bitches, you gotta be a rapper.

 

[Vossyrus]

Gold,

The best you could probably get in your situation is maybe a girl, the least bit attractive but desperate for some lovin' that she wouldn't refuse, who you'd end up having to share with the rest of your group. A flash-in-the-pan opportunity, there also wouldn't be time for turns so it would be an orgy and I'm not sure how many guys are in your band but you'd be getting more of what you didn't want, and less of what you wanted. :Smug:

 

[SweptbackFlame]

If you really wanna get your dick sucked by bitches, you gotta be a rapper.

 

[genocide roach]

or i can join this band

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=14152076

this is amazing
~gR~

 

[genocide roach]

dr pepper with lots of weed

dude, jeremiah weed? for serious? totally fucking gross
~gR~