How to post off 5 people that spend thier lives on a message board

[Mike]

Ahhhh where shall I begin? Do I start by bashing Final Product for his unoriginality? You used post consisted of mostly insults towards me... insults that I already used earlier in the thread... so yeah.. thanks for the lovely parrot effect. And come on "Final Product" what kind of unoriginal fan boy are you? how long did you honestly spend thinking of that name? 15 minutes? Then you decided to throw in the towel and say Fuck it, I like this new song, I'll make it my board name.

LORD RED DRAGON. THANKS FOR LETTING US KNOW THAT YOU DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE BAND! NOT LIKE WE DIDNT ALREADY KNOW! YOU ARE THE DUMBEST MEMBER OF THIS COMMUNITY! YOU QUOTE EVERY SINGLE POST EVER WRITTEN AND CAP IT WITH THAT MIND BLOWING SPEW THAT COMES OUT OF YOUR BRAIN. HOW ABOUT YOU FIND A FORUM CALLED "I DESPERATELY NEED FORUM FRIENDS" MAKE SURE YOU FIND THE THREAD CALLED "PEOPLE WITH SPECIAL NEEDS NEED FRIENDS TOO"

Majestik. Thank you for your warm welcome as your new ruler. I will be more than happy to oversee the royal hierarchy of the Neverboard.

Stealer of Dreams... I'm, still waiting for your next award winning reply. What's the matter no witty comeback this time around? Im ripping you apart here, the least you could do is call me a homo, or at least reuse the insults that i already said back at me *cough*finalproduct*cough* because that seems to be a cool thing to do.

Neal. Far from it buddy, and if you actually think that LRD actually said something intelligent... AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA No wonder california elected the terminator.

 

[Mike]

Just a Reminder for those of you who can't read and/or are just too fucking anxious to reply to my post ASAP

Its a Joke, so before you get your panties in a bunch.... lighten up.

GG.

It's been fun blasting you. PS Thanks to the 5 of you who posted with an angry response, thus proving my title correct. At this time I would like to direct your attention to the rest of the forum's members who completely ignored this post...

 

[Karmic]

well, it DID start as a joke, but now even your panties seem... bunched.

seems like you can't take negative criticism too well.






















































hail king/queen LRD!

 

[Liverslapper]

Distorted Mind < Phone Sex With A Hot 900 Pound Woman In Heat

lmao

 

[derek]

Took me about 30seconds when I came across the boards and made it my name. So I'm an unoriginal fanboy...they're be worse things to be. Plus the post really didn't have to many ad hominems - i was mainly just saying I like the board, and if you don't then don't visit. Oh and if your gonna be making funny/witty/joking remarks you kinda need to make sure they are funny/witty/joking first.

I'm bored now anyways, so i'm gonna put up my Tempest shrine and worship you for a coupla hours...

 

[Mike]

i'm gonna put up my Tempest shrine and worship you for a coupla hours...

You shall worship me for an eternity, peasant!

 

[derek]

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

hail king/queen LRD!

DID ANYONE NOTICE THAT THE WORD TEMPEST IS THE FEMININE OF THE WORD TEMPTER??? I THOUGHT THIS WAS A GIRL HAVING PMS TILL HE CHANGED HIS AVATAR!!! I DIDN'T KNOW FINAL PRODUCT WAS THE NAME OF A SONG AND I THOUGHT IT WAS THE COOLEST SCREEN NAME HERE AND I DON'T REALLY GIVE A SHIT THAT HE NAMED HIMSELF AFTER A SONG CUZ I PROLLY WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME THING IF I HADN'T NAMED MYSELF AFTER THE BOOK I WAS READING AT THE TIME

 

[Mike]

tem&#183;pest
n.
A violent windstorm, frequently accompanied by rain, snow, or hail.
Furious agitation, commotion, or tumult; an uproar:

tempt&#183;ress
n.
An alluring, bewitching woman.

Get a dictionary jackass.

 

[Mike]

DID ANYONE NOTICE THAT LORD RED DRAGON IS A COMPLETE DOPE?

I SURE DID!

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

tem·pest
n.
A violent windstorm, frequently accompanied by rain, snow, or hail.
Furious agitation, commotion, or tumult; an uproar:

tempt·ress
n.
An alluring, bewitching woman.

Get a dictionary jackass.

DID U PURPOUSFULLY PICK OUT A WORD THAT RANDOM PEOPLE WOULD CONFUSE WITH ANOTHER WORD??? OR R U SO REMOVED FROM REALITY THAT U WERE ABLE TO DO IT ON ACCIDENT???

 

[Mike]

I've used Tempest as my handle since i started playing Quake 2 back in 98.

Its funny to see you try to speak intellectually, and still use things like "R U GOING 2 THE.." man you crack me up dragon. And I love how you blame me for your lack of knowledge of the english language. In other words... yes LRD I purposely made a name to confuse you. Back in 98 I thought, maybe someday I'll be in a forum and some guy will confuse this name with Temptress and call me a woman.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Stealer of Dreams... I'm, still waiting for your next award winning reply. What's the matter no witty comeback this time around? Im ripping you apart here, the least you could do is call me a homo, or at least reuse the insults that i already said back at me *cough*finalproduct*cough* because that seems to be a cool thing to do.

I see no instances of "ripping apart." Specify?

 

[derek]

Make love to me tempest. Silent and true.

 

[derek]

I DIDN'T KNOW FINAL PRODUCT WAS THE NAME OF A SONG AND I THOUGHT IT WAS THE COOLEST SCREEN NAME HERE AND I DON'T REALLY GIVE A SHIT THAT HE NAMED HIMSELF AFTER A SONG CUZ I PROLLY WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME THING IF I HADN'T NAMED MYSELF AFTER THE BOOK I WAS READING AT THE TIME

Love you too, buddy. Even if you like to hide your pee-pee under corsets and frilly dresses

 

[Mike]

whats with all this gay shit?

*makes love to final product*

LRD is still a homo.

 

[Karmic]

I see no instances of "ripping apart." Specify?

delusions?

 

[neal]

Neal. Far from it buddy, and if you actually think that LRD actually said something intelligent... AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA No wonder california elected the terminator.

haha yeh it wasnt super intelligent, but it did answer your bitching. and its Governator, dick....you're getting on the right track with the funny sig and all, but you're way off if you think everyone is taking you seriously. i dont take anything seriously, especially stupid jackasses on the internet (myself included). as cool and smart and original as you want to think you are, you're not the first idiot to come on this board and start gushing blood from your fucking cunt about how we dont talk about nevermore and its all bullshit and blah blah piss moan bitch whine. no one cares, we've seen it a million times before. so to sum up: i didnt take your original post seriously, i was never 'mad' or anything, and i dont really give a shit what you do or dont post, so fuck off. or stay, i dont care.

 

[Chromatose]

actually I think he's the first to do such things and be realized to be a complete joke before even the first word as a newfound troll-baby.

I used to think you were a cool guy, Tempest *shakes head*

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Hey, remember when SOT got a king?

yeah, that's right. shortly after it DIED