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[mutantllama]

Yeah. This one was bumped though.

 

[The Ozzman]

The two should be merged

 

[The Ozzman]

But I'm really a stripper. It's my favorite job ever. I get to listen and dance to whatever music I want, make my own schedule, drink on the job, and I make butt loads of money.

Could you show us a sample of your work?

 

[mutantllama]

I think it would be good, for people looking for jobs.

 

[The Ozzman]

shut the fuck up

 

[mutantllama]

you shut the fuck up

 

[Belligerent]

Could you show us a sample of your work?

Yes, Dazie you could PM me anytime.

 

[King Richard]

Being a stripper is a huge turn off fyi.

 

[Dazie]

Could you show us a sample of your work?

Being a stripper is a huge turn off fyi.

Sorry.Maybe you would rather go suck on a raw hotdog.

 

[The Ozzman]

I was being serious though

 

[Winter.]

I'm a receptionist at a migration agency. We help people with their visa processing.

My previous jobs were administration at Engineering companies, both structural and mechanical, so this is a massive change of scenery for me, but I like it so far.

 

[Zephyrus]

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

 

[mutantllama]

Winter, this may be random, but have you ever seen a kangaroo?

 

[Winter.]

I love Monty Python.

 

[Winter.]

Winter, this may be random, but have you ever seen a kangaroo?

Yes I have. In the zoo, and the dead ones on the side of the road.

 

[mutantllama]

oh.


Poor kangaroos. /:

They are the 4th most awesome animal in the world.

The list goes: llamas
Squirrels
Gorillas
Kangaroos
etc etc etc

 

[Winter.]

Kangaroos are incredibly stupid, and if they run out in front of your car, it's actually safer for you to just run them over rather than dodge them. Sad, but that's the way it is.

 

[Zephyrus]

One reason I moved out of Massachusetts is because if you hit a dog, you are required by law to stop and report the accident, but if you hit a cat, you can legally keep going.

 

[mutantllama]

Same with deer and moose, iirc.
*edit* @ winter

 

[Winter.]

One reason I moved out of Massachusetts is because if you hit a dog, you are required by law to stop and report the accident, but if you hit a cat, you can legally keep going.

That's awful!