Ketchup is horrible.

[King Richard]

Happy face drawn with ketchup quite clearly = gay.

 

[Srontgorrth]

Sauerkraut is uke:

 

[Dak]

BARB, THOSE ARE MY PERSONAL BURGERS

At least someone knows about Canada's greatest export.

Sauerkraut is uke:

Except on Turkey Ruebens.

 

[Eligos]

Sauerkraut is uke:

False.

 

[Srontgorrth]

I've only had a couple of reubens and sauekraut on them was... manageable.

 

[Eligos]

It's because your Canadian supremacy is evident in your ability to smoothly talk shit.

Typos invite multiple interpretations.

 

[sevag00]

If you're not gonna put ketchup on hotdogs, burgers and fries, then don't eat them altogether.

 

[AchrisK]

I like ketchup mixed with mayonnaise on fries sometimes

 

[Eligos]

I occasionally dilute those insanely spicy hot sauces (Satan's Asskicking Blend of South American Peppers and the like) with ketchup.

 

[Eligos]

If you're not gonna put ketchup on hotdogs, burgers and fries, then don't eat them altogether.

If you're not gonna let her stick her finger up your asshole, don't let her give you a blowjob at all.

 

[Eligos]

If you're not going to rape a native and sack at least two residences, don't visit foreign countries at all.

 

[panzerfaust666]

If a burger is done right, it doesnt need any Ketchup to keep it moist/delicious, and that way you won't dilute the delicious Beef.

Hotdogs are good with Ketchup though, damn straight.

 

[Srontgorrth]

I like ketchup mixed with mayonnaise on fries sometimes

So do I! It tastes surprisingly good. Mayonnaise with a burger is always good too.

 

[Dak]

If a burger is done right, it doesnt need any Ketchup to keep it moist/delicious, and that way you won't dilute the delicious Beef.

Hotdogs are good with Ketchup though, damn straight.

So do I! It tastes surprisingly good. Mayonnaise with a burger is always good too.

If you're not going to keep the combo going, don't even post at all. (CCCCCOMBO CONTINUER!)

 

[zabu of nΩd]

I think the only time I use ketchup is on fries. It seems like the perfect thing to balance out their dryness/mealiness.

I don't like either burgers or hotdogs with ketchup. I like tasting the meat itself, not some bland goo on top of it (omfgsexualconnotationlolzerz). The majority of the time the only thing I'll put on a burger is barbecue sauce, and for hotdogs spicy mustard. Things that actually belong on meat.

 

[AchrisK]

Yeah, for burgers and dogs, I stick with mayo. It adds some salt and moisture, while allowing the meat flavor to still dominate. Once in a while I will use mustard and/or relish on a dog, but mostly mayo.

 

[DarkBliss]

Yes, but I only use home-made mayo. The stuff that's on sale is often just revolting regardless of brand.

 

[AchrisK]

no








how do you make mayo?

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Home...made...mayo? I've never even heard of that. I've gotta get in on this secret.

 

[panzerfaust666]

simple. get a base mixture of vinegar/lemon juice, sometimes garlic , warm water, some salt and egg yolks and sometimes some egg whites as well.Beat all that together, and then slowly add Oil while beating with a mixer until it emulsifies and has reached the right consistency