One of the primary functions of music is and was to tell a story. Yet today, I rarely come across a metal band that has a story to tell. In the past metal bands understood this musical function: Iron Maiden, Bathory, Black Sabbath etc. all wrote songs that told a story. Now the best we can do is the over the top bombastic idiocy of bands like Rhapsody, or some garbled black metal nonense supposedly set in some dark forest. What the hell happened? I see Mastodon is bringing the story back with their new album, but what abut everyone else. DO Metal bands today not have the songwriting capacity to tell a simple little story? Are they too worried about technical pyrotechnics and image?