CRrEiTsIRED
New Metal Member
I just came back from my gandmother's bithday, where I had a laughing fit in the middle of grace.
But I'll think of something better later.
But I'll think of something better later.
i dont know i need to think
i dont know i need to think
Just pray it was not your own!i had sex with someones mom, i had no idea who's it was and i still don't.
lol, i think there was a thread about his way back. anyways, when i started my period in grade 7, first day of school, i wasnt prepared and didnt bring anything, and i didnt know either, at the end of the way, i went to stand up and my friend freaked out on me. i huge the hugest red mark at the back of my jeans...=-s. sorry guys for having to read that, LOL.
And at the second place, it's always embarassing to spank your girlfriend's ass and yelling at her "go getting me a beer, biatch!" when she's phoning to her mum.
At a university party. I don't remember much of that night. What I do remember was embarrasing. Free alcohol is my enemy.
when i was 15, i was playing football at my school. i dribbled over 2 guys and i shot to goal... but the ball went a little more high than what i expected and hit the headmistress in the face.
i pwned her, yes, but it was quite embarrassing.
That never happened.Doing a cunnilingus to a girl and your parents enter the room. And it's their room.
I pissed all over myself.
Doing a cunnilingus to a girl and your parents enter the room. And it's their room.
Ionn,aI have too many... I'll share them as I remember, but a more recent one was last night at work, (prolly cuz I was so fucking titred) I used a calculator to figure out was 2,500,000 dived by 2 infront of someone... I felt like a retard!
like a year and a half ago I was at this place for breakfast and the lady asked me how I wanted my eggs I looked at her like she was stupid and said " I dont know well done?" then I realized she ment like scrambled or something, haha