CRrEiTsIRED
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I just came back from my gandmother's bithday, where I had a laughing fit in the middle of grace.
But I'll think of something better later.
But I'll think of something better later.
i dont know i need to think
AHA CRIS that happens to me a lot.i dont know i need to think
pretty embarassing when your mum finds out that you're "smoking" at that age Just pray it was not your own!i had sex with someones mom, i had no idea who's it was and i still don't.
lol, i think there was a thread about his way back. anyways, when i started my period in grade 7, first day of school, i wasnt prepared and didnt bring anything, and i didnt know either, at the end of the way, i went to stand up and my friend freaked out on me. i huge the hugest red mark at the back of my jeans...=-s. sorry guys for having to read that, LOL.
Omg, this girl, Krista Feijo, we were playing cards and she stood up and she had a red stain in her jeans from her period, like in front of the whole class, I felt so bad for her (this was in like high school so it was worse!)And at the second place, it's always embarassing to spank your girlfriend's ass and yelling at her "go getting me a beer, biatch!" when she's phoning to her mum.

At a university party. I don't remember much of that night. What I do remember was embarrasing. Free alcohol is my enemy.![]()
when i was 15, i was playing football at my school. i dribbled over 2 guys and i shot to goal... but the ball went a little more high than what i expected and hit the headmistress in the face.
i pwned her, yes, but it was quite embarrassing.
That never happened.Doing a cunnilingus to a girl and your parents enter the room. And it's their room.
I pissed all over myself.

Doing a cunnilingus to a girl and your parents enter the room. And it's their room.

Ionn,aI have too many... I'll share them as I remember, but a more recent one was last night at work, (prolly cuz I was so fucking titred) I used a calculator to figure out was 2,500,000 dived by 2 infront of someone...I felt like a retard!
like a year and a half ago I was at this place for breakfast and the lady asked me how I wanted my eggs I looked at her like she was stupid and said " I dont know well done?" then I realized she ment like scrambled or something, haha