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When I was drunk, there was a bush and I was like "Oh, I'll jump over it" but there was a metal fence in it so I just hit myself it it. That hurted BAD.



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You fell in a pond?When I was drunk, there was a bush and I was like "Oh, I'll jump over it" but there was a metal fence in it so I just hit myself it it. That hurted BAD.
I did exactly the same dude
I rolled for 3 metres and smacked my leg over the pavement, and limped to the car holding the pain, and as I sat down you could hear a bubbling noise as my leg swelled up and a large blood blister came, 3 months later there's still a scar here, except I wasn't drunk.WE HAVE A WINNERDoing a cunnilingus to a girl and your parents enter the room. And it's their room.

mine: I enter in my boyfriend house and I see his mother in bra...
when i was younger, maybe...12 or 13, in the summer time, when my mom does housework, i have to lock myself in my room because she likes to be in her bra, and underwear....=-s...my mom is fat too. so, yeah, i decided to bring some friends over, and i didnt know she was cleaning, i walk into the house see that..i scream, and i never bring that friend over again.
/Doing a cunnilingus to a girl and your parents enter the room. And it's their room.
!!!!!!!!! Fuck that reminds me of something similar happening to me, fucking funny looking back on it but it was scary as hell when it happened.
as soonas she is out of sight we're laughing, well we're all holding in our laughter as much as possible, waiting for somethng to happen... like 15 seconds later we here her mom scream, like "OH" or something and then Cal comes running up the stairs, his pants around his ankles pretty much, and he books it out the front door... omfg... I was laughing so hard I seriously couldn't breathe! Her mom like flipped out on Janette we could hear it all in the basement, it was insane... then she came upstairs and amde us all leave. It was fucking legend.