Motorcycles

[dorian gray]

jesus, how hard is it to start a thread on this fucking forum?

yeah, so i posted some shit about motorcycles and it wouldnt load.
bottom line: if you got one, talk about it. if you want one or are in the market for one (like me and nick), talk about it. i wanna hear about it.

 

[Mormagil]

Question to any motorcyclists: when you're riding your motorcycles, do you sing "MOTORCYCLE!!!! DANANANANANA NEER NEEER NEER NEER" and make guitar shredding noises?

 

[Chromatose]

I really want a motorcycle

but years ago I tried to drive this guy's dirtbike, and I couldn't figure out how to make it stop so I just jumped off... and then it kept going and hit a barn and it bent some important stuff on it.. so I stick to things like mopeds

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

I really want a motorcycle

but years ago I tried to drive this guy's dirtbike, and I couldn't figure out how to make it stop so I just jumped off... and then it kept going and hit a barn and it bent some important stuff on it.. so I stick to things like mopeds

Haha. I found the "blind cliff" at the local sand pit and ended up going flying off a 45 foot cliff. Walked away but the bike did not. I got soooo lucky that I hit just at the top of the mound and was sent summersaulting(sp) down the other side so i bled off speed. Just some sand rash.

 

[NAD]

the only constant with motorcycles: if you ride, you will eventually get in an accident. i've known many friends and relatives that used to ride, and the day they quit was the day of their accident.

i still want one though, but not while i'm living in southern california. i'd be dead in 2 weeks.

 

[lizard]

yeah I used to want a bike but then I realized it would be serving my own death warrant.

 

[lurch70]

got a motorcycle permit this summer, but still did not attempt to ride.
but ... a girl I know has a 650 Kawasaki that needs some sparks and battery ... she is giving it to me for free ... will try to pick it up this week.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

I'll stick to my mountain bike to be my provider of a 2 wheeled death wish.

I don't need to double the odds.

 

[lizard]

I've known three guys who are permanently gimpy/crippled due to flesh shredding bone crushing leg injuries.

 

[NAD]

buddy of mine got his shin snapped in half. yeesh.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

I used to work with a guy who severed the nerves in one of his arms so now it's like a shriveled claw thing.

 

[dorian gray]

I really want a motorcycle

but years ago I tried to drive this guy's dirtbike, and I couldn't figure out how to make it stop so I just jumped off... and then it kept going and hit a barn and it bent some important stuff on it.. so I stick to things like mopeds

hahahaha! great post!

the rest of you: stop trying to dissuade me! death to dorian!

 

[lizard]

I know a guy who had his heart pushed THROUGH his ribcage and....

oops wrong thread.

 

[dorian gray]

I used to work with a guy who severed the nerves in one of his arms so now it's like a shriveled claw thing.

hahaha! wtf? how did he do that?

 

[NAD]

hahahaha i just remembered the hilarity that is pain4.jpg.

if you don't know what that is, i... oh fuckit, look it up.

 

[lizard]

you know if I was to ever suffer a maiming injury I wouldn't mind losing my right hand (I'm left handed) and get a metal hook.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

Drunk driver hit him and he basically ripped his arm off on the pavement and they sewed it back on. The nerves are all connected properly, but for some reason his brain won't realize that its there anymore. Basically as far as its concerned it's not there. But they've made it move using electrical stuffz, so it's hooked up right. They don't know why it won't work.

 

[NAD]

you know if I was to ever suffer a maiming injury I wouldn't mind losing my right hand (I'm left handed) and get a metal hook.

it would almost make up for the fact that i could never play bass again because i really would be a pirate at that point.

ARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

 

[lizard]

if I lost my primary hand tho I would have to relearn my wanking techniques.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

Get a removable hook, and have another attachment thats like... a pick holder, strumming fingers and some other geetar playing shitz.


edit: leezard: just get a lubed tube installed for a hand.