"New" (2006) Q&A thread

[Magrathean]

A: Not really.

Q: How come my computer says it's not DST yet?

Edit: DST starts next sunday, at least in America.

 

[Siren]

A: Because time always changes a week later in your side of the world, from what i've figured.

Q: How many catheters will i put this week?

 

[RampageSword]

A : Err...as many as you have to.

Q : What kind of question was that?

 

[Magrathean]

A: A prophetic one.

Q: How much is 1+1+1?

 

[RampageSword]

A : 3*2-4+1

Q : Do you hate maths as much as I do?

 

[Magrathean]

A: Not nearly.

Q: What's in your hand(s) right now?

 

[RampageSword]

A : My pc mouse and keyboard

Q : Why would someone in his right mind would want to know that?

 

[Magrathean]

A: It's not that i wanted to know that, just that i can't think of any good questions.

Q: I know, i know: What the flying fuck am i doing in the Q/A thread if i can't think of any good questions? Go figure.

 

[Rincewind]

A: Escaping from your gf

Q: What does flying fuck mean anyway?

 

[RampageSword]

A : It's a fuck, and it flies.

Q : Am I being too vague?

 

[Magrathean]

A: No. You are being as precise as you possibly can.

Q: Why would i want to escape from my girlfriend?

 

[RampageSword]

A : Unless she cheated on you, or is equiped with some man's attire, there is no good reason.

Q : Are you paranoid?

 

[Rincewind]

A: Who,me?! Why do you say that?! Who told you I'm paranoid?!

Q: Are you?

 

[Magrathean]

A: Just because i'm paranoid it doesn't mean they're not after me..

Q: What's the most you'd do for the person you love the most?

 

[marduk1507]

a: die

q: you?

 

[RampageSword]

A : I'd take a bullet.

Q : What will you do this summer?

 

[wildfyr]

A: Whatever may come.

Q: Why do you ask/care?

 

[RampageSword]

A : Because I wasn't able to come up with a good question.

Q : Is this better?

 

[wildfyr]

A: No, but I appreciate your honesty. Thanks!

Q: Are there really under appreciated Dark Tranquillity songs?

 

[RampageSword]

A : Yes and no. Actually, there's no way to tell because there's no appreciation meter to gauge how much a song should be appreciated. All this stuff is vague and opinion-based.

Q : What do you think of this matter?