A: A kid saying that he couldn't read. Jokingly. It was one of those things where you had to be there...
Q: You/How did you get to jump off of a building? Were you drunk or was this some program?
A : This drunk girl fell on my piano last weekend. It was unintentionally related to a François Pérusse joke (québec humorist) It took me about 25 minutes to stop laughing....
A: The whole band ordeal. See the chat thread
Q: Care to elaborate on dominique or should I lick your boots mr. fuhrer (yes, I can butcher german too, it's not limited to just french)