A: nothing. but let's give you a little more attention than that.
"uomo" is italian for "man", and that's it. "spago" is an italian word as well, and it might mean "string" (as in, a thin rope) or - in some dialects/cultures - it could be short for "spaghetto", the singular form for the popular kind of pasta, "spaghetti". in either case, we have two nouns one after the other, which is rarely a construction with any meaning in italian. one such rare case involves the word for "man", in expressions similar to the english
machine man. however, this solution (some sort of
spaghetti man) doesn't work in the case in point, because the italian language, unlike english, builds
to the right of the main noun in a phrase, so
spaghetti man would in fact translate to
uomo spaghetto.
ah, strider beat me to it! no matter, i've had so much fun i'm not gonna delete the above.
A2: maybe you're in love?
Q: are you in love?