New Question&Answer Thread!

[MagSec4]

-Anything with pounding double bass,
-melodic death,
-and oldschool thrash, madafaka! Hail old Sepultura, old Metallica, old Machine Head, etc.. |,,/

Q: If you were a disease, what would your name be, and what symptoms would you cause?

 

[Taliesin]

A: Excellent question
Well, Id be called Taliesitis and cause nausea, extreme feelings of bubu, exorbitant growth of facial hair and an unquenchable thirst for mead.

Q: You?

 

[Ethereal Sage]

A: If I were a mean disease, I'd be called complete prick. I'd cause permanent deafness, warped sense of balance, dyslexia and inability to grasp time and it's affects for more than 5 hours at a time.

Q: Same question.

 

[King Chaos]

A: Mulermicalalicisocist - Your tongue swells up so you can't breath or pronounce the name of the disease you have.... and also, you can't stop shitting yourself.

Q; What would you be?

 

[Arch]

A: A disease that cause people to laugh to death.

Q: What's something you need to do, but you've been putting it off?

 

[Siren]

A: Go to the doctor, go to the dentist, go to the hairdresser, send some things to a friend, and study..

Q: Last practical joke you did on someone and how did they react? If you haven't done any, tell us the last practical joke they did on you and how did you react?

 

[King Chaos]

A: I was making a home movie. It was a kungfu one and I acted funded directed and everything elsed it. In a scene where my brother was supposed to be murdered I assaulted him for real setting up the camera to catch the horrific act in all it's glory. He was asleep at the time aswell. pretty funny.

Q: same as sirens question.

 

[Arch]

A: I gotta share this one:

I made a thread on this forum about members of DT being the The Haunted video, in which I posted screenshots of the video with Mikael and Martin in the video. The pictures are hosted on my webserver. I check my webserver log regularly and found out someone's been leeching my pictures. Here's one of the picture if you can't remember:

So... someone on a Brazilian web forum copied my thread discussion and hotlinked my pictures to their webforum.

I made screencaptures of their thread:

So here's the practical joke part...

I replaced the pictures they've been leeching with goatse, tubgirl, and other disgusting pictures.

Click below if you want to see the digusting result:



http://www.disaffect.com/arch/owned01.png

Q: Same as sirens question.

 

[Human Desert]

A: My boyfriend's obsessed...he can't stand ANY cat/dog hair on his bed, his clothes, his chair etc. So after he went to work this morning i let his dog sleep with me in the bed. He doesn't know this yet though, because he's not home, but i know what his reaction will be. He'll sigh and give me the "what am i going to do with you"-look, then he'll say something, grab the tape roll and clean the bed.

Q: same

 

[Northern Lights]

A: it must have been that time when someone wasn't quite sure of which of the things on the table contained salt or sugar, and I persuaded him to believe that the salt thing did indeed contain sugar, thus resulting in his pouring lots of salt into his coffee. The glorious moment was even captured on a photo.

Q: same, same

 

[Strider]

A: A friend of mine left his laptop in my car. When I took it back to him, I took the empty bag and left the computer in the car. When I got where he and other friends waited for me I "accidentaly" stumbled and threw the bag in the air. It crushed before him. The look in his face was priceless. I'm very proud of that. Only that I had to run for my life until I explained that the pc was safe in my car...

Q: again, this is funny!

 

[Siren]

A: There's this former friend of mine with whom (and 2 other guys) i was doing a project. Now he's fucked our team big time, and we were all fed up with him. At some point, we had taken some money from him that we thought we needed in order to submit the project, but it turns out we don't need that money after all. So, seeing as he's a real Scrudge, we decide to play a tricky one on him. We tell him that since we didn't need to pay all that money, we gave the rest of his for the tsunami-relief. It's needless to say that what happened from then on, until i threw his money at his face, was brutal and priceless.

Q: keep going!

 

[MagSec4]

The one I can never forget (because of the perfect timing, the immaturity, and the hilarity at the time) is an instance in which..

My best friend in 6th grade and I were having a discussion. It was a serious one, a thoughtful one, and we were both speaking like 'mature' people. I was sitting down, paying close attention as he spoke his mind. I was very attentive, serious, and respectful, and my facial expression reflected this. There was a chair right in front of mine, facing me, and my friend was slowly making his way towards it as he spoke to me, and was proceeding to bend down to sit. At just the perfect moment, I quickly and suddenly sent my leg between his, and kicked the chair back in a split second; and watched as he fell flat on his ass with the amusement and satisfaction that a young 6th grader can have. He was in such shock, and he too thought it was so brilliant, that he just accepted his fate and said he wouldn't take revenge right then (unusual for boys our age) but that he'd get me one day.
I laughed like there was no tomorrow..
Ah, the olden days..

I would never do such a thing today. It's so ..silly

Q: Same question, if you haven't answered,

 

[La Rocque]

A: Can jokes be practical? I tried doing this(practical joke) with a forum member and they did not see the humor in my game and wanted to have me arrested and banned from the Internet. La Rocque will not be playing any more practical jokes.
Please if You want to play them on me, go for it
But remember paybacks can be a .......

Q: Are You the perpetrator, the victim or the bystander?

 

[Ethereal Sage]

A: Depends on what's happening at the time, but usually the bystander.

Q: Is there such a thing as an impractical joke?

 

[Child of Time]

A: I think so.

Q: If there is a hell, is it hot or cold?

 

[Hitori]

A: If there IS a hell it's not something you would physically feel, contrary to what dante might say.

Q: is anyone else having problems with MSN or is it just me?

 

[TheFourthHorseman]

It was acting up, but I'm logged in for now.

Ever happened to you?

 

[Rusty]

A: Twice yesterday and once today.

Q: When's the last time you overcame a great fear of yours? Give details.

 

[Arch]

A: Last year. Public speaking. I have more confidence now.

Q: Do you check blabbermouth.net often?