Had a late night last night.
Went over to a friend's for a "Memorial Weekend" party. Drained almost two kegs worth of beer, played some pong, talked with good people. At the end of the night (about 3:30-4 a.m.) me and four other guys found ourselves down by the bonfire which was still raging. So we burned one and attempted to roll another log onto it, which was about twelve feet long, two feet in diameter and weighed a fucking ton. We were unsuccessful, but we had some good laughs out of it. Then one guy began getting running starts and leaping over the firepit. He crashed and burned (literally) a couple times.