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[Astrum]

she was definitely the heroin(e) of her genre

 

[The Butt]

 

[cookiecutter]

Another false flag attack, pay no attention.

I see you're already using your imagination to feed your egotistical delusion that somehow you know more than everyone else.

 

[Dak]

Whether it is or it isn't is pretty much irrelevant. It will more than likely accomplish the same ends.

 

[Zephyrus]

So tonight I'm finishing off all the rest of the vodka on my dresser. I've done that and now I'm finishing the Madeira that's left on my dresser. I bought it to cook with, but I now realized that this summer I technically qualified as an alcoholic, but with fewer than three weeks to go till I begin teaching at the college level, I'm ready to swear off buying any alcohol aside from weekends at the bar with friends. This has been a wild year for me, but it seems now things are settling back down <3. I'm celebrating it tonight.

 

[Thralldom]

I drank so much last year and the year before. Now I can't do it anymore because I work too much.

 

[waif]

I miss drinking with fun people. Been drinking a bit with a coworker at his shitty apartment and it's kinda shitty. So much more fun going out with some close friends and drinking stuff that isn't Bud Light. Stupid drinking laws.

 

[Satanstoenail]

So tonight I'm finishing off all the rest of the vodka on my dresser.

That sounds uncomfortable.

 

[Zephyrus]

Funny. I woke up this morning expecting to be hungover, which I was, but without the headache, which is the worst part.

I actually puked for the first time since I ever got drunk like eight years ago. It was cathartic. From hereon out Zephyrus will only be a social drinker. That won't be too hard since social drinking is the majority of my consumption, but it's time I be more productive most nights.

 

[Cronopio]

Good luck with that, bro.

 

[Jimmy... Dead.]

it's time I be more productive most nights.

Yes, you are now an alcoholic.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

^ did you get my PM?

 

[Vimana]

Don't join AA. It's like a cult. I sat there and it was double awkward because I'm not a Christian or an alcoholic.

 

[The Emptier]

If I didn't want to conserve my energy I would laugh so hard at that.

 

[Cronopio]

This will be a non-alcoholic week.

 

[Tonka Time]

Don't join AA. It's like a cult. I sat there and it was double awkward because I'm not a Christian or an alcoholic.

I had to sit through somthing like that while I was in the psych ward a while back. It was dumb as shit. They should honestly change the name to "Come here if you want to learn about jeezus".

 

[Einherjar86]

Don't join AA. It's like a cult. I sat there and it was double awkward because I'm not a Christian or an alcoholic.

Denial is the first obstacle to overcome.

 

[Vimana]

I'll check one of their giant cult books to see if I can join.

I had to sit through somthing like that while I was in the psych ward a while back. It was dumb as shit. They should honestly change the name to "Come here if you want to learn about jeezus".

That's where I went to one of their meetings. When all their eyes were on me when it was my turn to talk I was all like "oh shit, I have to tell them I've only been drunk like five times." It didn't matter. They took my silence as a signal that it was time to pray. Not kidding.

 

[The Butt]

I bet it's not as bad as those insufferable church youth groups I've been dragged to a few times. They had instruments there, free for everyone to play whenever, so I was crankin' out some blastbeats on the drums. I was told to stop, as apparently blastbeats are the devil's work.

 

[Blind Guardian]

I had to sit through somthing like that while I was in the psych ward a while back. It was dumb as shit. They should honestly change the name to "Come here if you want to learn about jeezus".

Did you work in the psych ward or were you one of the psychos?