Next Testament CD

[Slammed]

Geez Zetro is done, you're willing to kill off the rest of the band for a 5 hour set. Did someone take too many grumpy pills today?

 

[redfly]

Hey! No crossing threads! Like Ghostbusters!

 

[Slammed]

Ahh but even they crossed threads when it came to Mr Stay Puff!

 

[redfly]

At the risk of nuclear death! Now I want smores!

 

[Slammed]

It's not tragic dying doing something you love!
I want some chips!

 

[redfly]

What about that guy who got suffocated in elephant poop while he was brushing/washing it?!

Now I want chips too!

 

[Slammed]

I have to say that one escaped me, but honestly if he loved his job he probably went out with a smile.

I didn't get mine

 

[redfly]

But it was his dream job. After 15 years in the monkey pits paying his dues. He finally got the coveted elephant slot. He got dental and a key to the employee breakroom (free soda!) and he and his wife could finally afford to have that kid they always dreamed of. Then right as he was about to sign his accidental death coverage he decided to give the elephant a quick rubdown so it could get to know him (because it was his first day) and then dead. Nothing for the family. Surely that is a tragedy?!
I may or may not have made all that up.

No chips?! That is the real tragedy!

 

[Slammed]

Oh sure when you offer up the full story you can make it sound bad, but I didn't get past the headline!

It is a bit, but the kids and I decided that home schooling today is baking a cookies and cream cake!

 

[redfly]

I didn't even get into the orphans

Oh shit. I'm so freaking jealous. For real.

 

[Slammed]

Well for their sake I hope the guy just looked after the orphans and didn't take them to work.

It might turn out really bad so don't be jealous yet.

 

[redfly]

This is old but I'm lazy . I don't remember this story.
Chuck is the fuckin man!

https://www.laweekly.com/testaments-chuck-billy-on-the-time-he-performed-a-scalping/

 

[Slammed]

When I read the headline I thought he was making a confession about ticket scalping. I thought he was trying to be like Lars admitting to bootlegging albums after suing Napster for the same reason!

I love the way the article starts out, I wonder if he's read the book yet.

 

[redfly]

Hahaha! that guy wishes it was for tickets! and then he dates the guy's girl! Chuck is brutal!

Yeah I wonder if he'd read it now too.

 

[Slammed]

If it were me I'd wait until near the end of the interview and then say "So why haven't you read the book?" Then hammered him with a heap of questions an arguments within the band and if they aren't friends

 

[redfly]

Bwahaha! scalpings all around!

 

[Slammed]

He's the right height to scalp anyone.

 

[redfly]

Better than #5! Should have been #1

BravePicks 2020 - TESTAMENT's Titans Of Creation #4 - BraveWords

 

[Slammed]

Yeah and Metal Injection had it even lower. I wonder what the fuck some people where listening too.

 

[redfly]

Lower? Pffft. People have shitty taste!